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texas corn on the cob

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When a man takes a shit and freezes it. Then a woman takes the frozen shit and uses it as a dildo.
Hey Honey, I have a Texas Corn On The Cob in the freezer. Do you want to have it after supper?
by longhairedluver June 21, 2006
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Popped Corn On The Cob

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When that chicken head sucks a guys dick making that popping noise then front flips onto your cob with her anus
Yo Kyle got popped Corn on The Cob last night bro from that chicken head at the party
by Dixie Bulgin July 22, 2019
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The corn on the cob

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A sexual act where one feeds a woman corn every hour for an entire day. The following morning he shoves his cock in her ass and pulls it out. He then proceeds to have her eat the corn off his cock.
That Bitch kept complaining she was hungry so I gave the bitch the corn on the cob.
by Droseph81 September 15, 2018
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shootin' corn on the cob

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When two men, in naked form, habitate the same sofa whilst exploring the posiibilities (see exploring the possibilities, if you haven't figured out what that is yet...come on)
"Alright Geez, you coming out tonight"

"Nah, me and Fabrice are shootin' corn on the cob"
by Lars Lars Pants-on-Fire July 3, 2008
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Texas-Corn-on-the-Cob

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This takes some preparation. First you have to take a massive oblong shit on your kitchen table/countertop. Then take the fresh dookie and immediately place it in the freezer. When the terd is good n' ready, call up some fly bitch and use it as a dildo to fuck her with.
Dude, I've been waiting all week so LaFawnduh can come over and I can give her a Texas Corn-on-the-cob.
by Robo January 3, 2005
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virgin corn on the cob

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You take a hard cock and jam it into the core of corn so hard you pop the core out, if you do it fast enough the kernels don't have enough time to realize the core is gone and stick to your cock. Then have your girlfriend eat off the kernels.
"hey dude I tried that virgin corn on the cob with my gf last night, she got so excited she accidentally bit me."
by BlueGemini January 22, 2024
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