klingon corkscrew

When you're done cumming in a girls ass you wipe your shit covered dick on their head in a ridge formation like a Klingon. They are a true warrior.

I gave that bitch a Klingon corkscrew.

by klingonkorkklan July 24, 2011

Carolina Corkscrew

When a man or female twist "fists" another human body's anus with such pressure when the person is laying on their back, with their anus in the air.

"Ouch, your fisting my ass too hard, just like a Carolina Corkscrew"

by InSaNeHoLy August 29, 2011

Corkscrew Cow

A sex position which requires a horizontal tire swing and a very long dick.

Did you have a good time last night?

Yeah we did the corkscrew cow!

by akagipanda February 18, 2022

Vietnamese Corkscrew

The sexual act in which a man will take a shit on the other person's stomach, and then lay down on said person and spin rapidly while ejaculating furiously.

"Bro I pulled a Vietnamese Corkscrew on this bitch I fucked last night, it was kinky as shit!

by Ur Mum Got Hit By A Semi Truck September 29, 2019

Mongolian Corkscrew

To cut off the circulation to the head of your erect penis until it turns purple, then grab your balls and start rotating them around your penis clockwise until there is immense pain. Then you masturbate so when you cum it causes your balls to burst.

Yeah my friend Timmy lost his balls to a Mongolian Corkscrew.

by DrPepper0202 February 22, 2023

Mongolian Corkscrew

To cut of circulation to the head of your penis until it turns purple, then grab your balls and twist and spin them around your penis clockwise until there is immense pain. Then masturbate as fast as possible so when you cum your balls burst.

My friend Timmy sadly lost his balls to a Mongolian Corkscrew

by DrPepper0202 February 23, 2023

corkscrew

(n.): A male penis which spirals along its length. Occasionally referred to as "Mister Twister".

(v.): The act of inserting a cork into an orifice usually reserved for one's penis. Often a measure of desperation when afflicted with limp dick See also bung.

(n.): girlfriend, this guy's unit was so curvy it looked like a curling ribbon on a birthday present!

(v.) Sometimes when Bob can't get it up I have to give myself a corkscrew.

by Phishn February 6, 2005