Coal Stakes 

What the pre-emtive text shows on your mobile phone when you call someone a cock sucker. Great for subvertive insults.

He is a bit of a Coal Stakes or There is no need to be staking any coals right now.

Coal Stakes by SparXLivesexy October 11, 2008

Coal Shoveler 

Sexual act in which one partner force feeds their own feces down the other partner's throat and any other orifice they please.

Joseph: Hey man! What's up?
Michael: Awww dude, your breath is nasty!
Joseph: Oh, I'm sorry. I guess I was too busy getting it in last night that I forgot to brush my teeth. ;)
Michael: Yea right! Someone did the Coal Shoveler to you, bro!

Coal Shoveler by nothinglikelust August 20, 2012

Coal Schaefer 

A tall homo man with blond hair and he eats Gavin’s butt. He is a Gucci friend but can’t stop going sicko mode on Gavin. He just doesn’t learn.

Coal Schaefer ate Gavin’s butt

Coal Schaefer by your mega homo April 5, 2019

Coal Shrew 

A niche racial slur used to define a black Jew.

Ryan: Dude, he’s black and Jewish???
Brock: Yeah dude! He’s a fucking Coal shrew!

Coal Shrew by JKCadillac July 8, 2021

Choral soldier 

In middle/high school, someone who is loyal to choir and obsessed with it. They fight band kids orchestra kids and theater kids.

Oh my God Jessica beat up an orch dork the other day I think she might be a choral soldier

Choral soldier by Purpstar615 January 27, 2023

coal spreader 

Someone who sends/shows you terrible memes.

Dude you’re such a coal spreader.

coal spreader by P-Squilly January 14, 2024

Golden Corral Sex 

When someone with crabs has sex with another person that has a yeast infection.

Golden Corral Sex: I had sex with Julie last night, afterwards she told me she had a yeast infection and with me having crabs it was like we were now dining at a seafood buffet.

Golden Corral Sex by Stephlog June 2, 2024