john copeland

Schizophrenic borderline personality disorder bipolar attachment disorder mood disorder major reoccurring depression Jekyll and Hyde gross drug fiend

John Copeland can see through my pitiful ego trip.

by Nhojd August 31, 2018

Stewart Copeland

Drummer, composer, occasional songwriter and founding member of The Police, also arguably the best member. Known for his monstrous talent, good looks, quick wit, manic personality and encyclopedic knowledge for music, he is the amalgamation of everything that made the band great. He stood out, both figuratively and literally, not only for being the tallest and youngest member of the band, but also the only American. He brought his humorous shenanigans onscreen, drumming on various non-instrument objects (including a rocket at a space station), jumping off a ladder, operating a camera, and even performing in a cage surrounded by lions, among other things. Nowadays he can be found toying around with his eclectic, multicultural, extensive collection of instruments at his music studio lovably named the Sacred Grove. His childlike sense of curiosity and wonder has remained intact, and if anything he has become even more audacious than he was at the "height" of his career. He has seamlessly aged from a hyper young drummer to a crazy old man, essentially the musician equivalent of a crazy cat lady. You should go follow him on Instagram, he's seriously amazing. Needless to say he is incredible and I would love to meet him.

"Stewart Copeland is so crazy he's literally just like me fr"
"Stewart Copeland has 97 mental illnesses and is banned from most public spaces"
"Stewart Copeland could hit me with a car and I'd thank him"

by Queen of Cringe June 16, 2023

cowland

A man with an incredible forehead

oh that man has a cowland

by .a22 February 21, 2018

colander cunt

a cunt who's always talking about food and can't stop cooking up drama

"Tracy's mom is such a colander cunt, did you hear the way she was talkin about that eggplant"

by jordy shit September 9, 2018

Copeland

Copeland is the meanest person you will meet. He will manipulate you until you like him and then call you fat. U ignore it and get manipulated into telling him who u like. Then he calls u fat again. Then a cunt. Slut. Etc. Then he gets in trouble and tells the person I like him. Then impersonates a teacher and fights u thru text. u go to a teacher cuz he calls u nasty stuff, he ends up just getting u a detention.

Me-Hi teacher I need to show you this text.
Her-Ok I'll talk to him
Her-Ur getting a detention
*Copeland smiles

by doglover0813 November 22, 2019

coupland

Like to touch peoples moms

and he sleeps with little children

by good guy December 12, 2003

coupland

likes to touch little boys pee pee. Then he goes after there moms and dads

He likes johnnies dad

by good guy December 12, 2003