Conker

The most badass, hardcore, motherfucking squirrel you'll ever know. He drinks. He urinates. He vomits. He's everything you'd ever want in a mammal.

My name is Conker. Insert movie parody here.

by Paul Newman February 8, 2004

Chonk

Chonk is an internet slang term used to describe overweight cats that grew popular in the late summer of 2018 after a photoshopped chart of cat body-fat indexes renamed the "Chonk" scale grew popular on Twitter and Reddit. Additionally, "Oh Lawd He Comin'," the final level of the Chonk Chart, was adopted as an online catchphrase used to describe large objects, animals or people. It is not to be confused with the Saturday Night Live sketch of the same name.

The original chart has a copyright date of 2012, so the meme dates back to at least that far.

Man 1: The top definition for "Chonk" as of writing is incorrect about the origin of "Chonk".
Man 2: Oh word? Well, I guess it's my job to fix whatever the fat chonky asshole who posted it screwed up.

by Tiger Whyte July 7, 2019

Coink

The worst type of person. Someone who has done unforgivable things. Usually said when someone loses all of your respect. Or a surprisingly stupid person

Guy 1: heil hitler1!

Guy 2: He was a coink and so are you

by Satirical1ne June 24, 2015

ChonkStonks

When Your friend is talking some stonks and he’s a chonk

Guy 1 : I sold my shovel and made $25

Guy 2 : ChonkStonks

by ChonkManeus August 31, 2020

conk bat

when one has sex with another, but at the same time they are being bonked by the person. this is good if you're a masochist

"conk bat me"

A: "i conk batted amelia the other night, it was pretty fun"
B: "really dude? thats awesome!"

by catboygogy69 November 1, 2020

conk out

when a person has no energy left and falls asleep.

turn the lift off im gonna conk out

by devine August 19, 2003

Chonky

Chonky mean larger and fat or wide.

Person 1: hey your cat is pretty chonky? What have you been feeding him?
Person 2: he has been always this way?

by MythicalPawz April 15, 2020