Cooned

After sex the male punches the female (or other male in a homosexual relation) in both eyes then throws them out with the garbage.

Two black eyes and with the trash like a raccoon.

I cooned the girl I took home from the bar last night.

by youcantseeme November 14, 2012

cooney

A Fat Kid Who Lives In A Ghost Town Named COONEYTOWN

ALSO KNOW AS COONZILLA OR COONEY THE FAT

COONEYS FAT!

by POOPIE CACA March 29, 2010

Cooney

A yellow to light-skin African American;Resembling the yellowish color under the tail of a raccoon's ass.(Commonly used in Louisiana, Texas, and other southern states)

Y'all seen that Cooney runnin' down the street with that stolen TV?

by Dr. Fapenstien Ph.D, MD July 4, 2011

cooney

Cooney means something bad/ugly/stupid/crazy- a general 'mean' word. Another way of describing it is that it is 'butterz to da max' lol.

"Ya' little cooney bitch!"
OR
"She's cooney in da brain!"
OR
"That dress she was wearing was bare cooney!"
OR
"This is not good! This is like, COONEY!"
OR
"Shut your little cooney mouth, ya cooney bastard!"

by happy cusser October 28, 2011

Cooney

bare posh and as black as dark chocolate

bruvv you bare cooney

by Brogan a nigerian bush women April 15, 2008

cooney

when you see a really short, ugly kid you scream COONEY!

person 1: omg look at that kid.

person 2: lol what a cooney!

by thereallove January 13, 2011

Cooned

To take a persons backpack and dumb everything out of it. When you finish dumping the persons books, you flip the bag inside out, and place the books back into the backpack. After you place the books back in the bag, you zip the backpack back up. The bag is suppose to look kind of like a cocoon.

Student 1: OMG! Wtf just happened to my bag?

Student 2: What are you talking about?

Student 1: My bag is inside out...

Student 2: Dude, you just got cooned!

by FOBluver2000 November 24, 2009