contarded

a combination of being conceited and retarded.

Britney Spears is so conceieted. thinks she's so hot when she's just a has been whore. she's retarded too, who lets a baby sit in their lap while they're driving. man, she's so contarded.

by Lola_lola23_2 September 21, 2006

contarded

of being contorted and/or retarded

diving off that bridge was really "contarded"!!!

by a. nonimouse July 6, 2003

Cooltarded

When the cool factor of something exceeds normal human ability and /or comprehension. Especially if it hurts your head to think about "how they did it".

Wow! This song is cooltarded.

That move you did on the halfpipe was cooltarded bro!

by Wordonthestreet March 12, 2013

Collarded

Getting Collarded is when your girl leaves you after meeting your friends cause they a bunch of hedonistic golf obsesses party bois who don't have time for her petty quandaries.

I took Samantha to dinner with the bois last week but got completely Collarded when she realised what kind of friends I have.

by Bobbi Longstockings June 13, 2018

comtarded

When your cable company promises to come out to fix your cable TV and Internet, and you apparently weren't home even though you were.

"Sounds like your service is Comtarded!"

by orangegeek May 21, 2008

contarded

Confused and retarded
When a individual doesn't know what theyre talking about.

She is so contarded and doesn't know anything

by josie321 March 3, 2016

combarded

A release of a massive shart thought to be a fart, spreads all over into all different parts.

Man, I just combarded all over when my girl squeezed me.

by Jimbonious March 21, 2021