knob cobbler

a baked good of sorts whereas the filling consists of semen (i.e. man seed, man yogurt, baby gravy, jizz, jism, sperm, spermatazoa, goo, goop, fresh tapioca, scrotioca, cock lard, pole soap, spooge, etc.)

This Thanksgiving day I will be providing the visiting in-laws a heapin helpin o' me knob cobbler.

by M. Cyrus the Pothead November 28, 2011

cobblers

Balls.
English Cockney Rhyming slang: cobbler's awls - balls. Awls in this case being tools used by cobblers (shoe-makers).

It was a right load of cobblers!

by Ian Chode September 22, 2003

Comfort Cobbler

The sexual act of giving someone a "Pearl Necklace" then pulling them in close for an intimate hug.

Damn! He's sexy AND sweet; I wanna give that boy a comfort cobbler.

by @SoulTapestry March 4, 2010

cactus cooler

Cactus cooler is a delicious orange-pineapple soda sold in the United States, mainly California and the surrounding Southwestern states.

The soda is a bit obscure though. If cactus cooler is an option, it is the only option. Best soda there is.

Yo man, I gotta find a store that sells cactus cooler...why is this shit so rare?

by hiddenattacker April 21, 2008

Reverse Montgomery Cooler

Itses the reverse of a Montgomery Cooler

The Reverse Montgomery Cooler is when the one layinen down projectile shitses and pisses

Into the one standing upses holes

"Itses the reverse of a Montgomery Cooler"
"yknow whats better than a reverse montgomery cooler"
"Itses the reverse of a Montgomery Cooler"
"yknow whats better than a reverse montgomery cooler"
"Itses the reverse of a Montgomery Cooler"
"yknow whats better than a reverse montgomery cooler"
"Itses the reverse of a Montgomery Cooler"
"yknow whats better than a reverse montgomery cooler"
"what's better than a reverse montgomery cooler"
"fuckin' anything else"

by Niktionary.com October 18, 2023

coolerest

the term of being cooler than the coolest

Valery is the coolerest of all !

by JayWuxD March 1, 2009

crotch cobbler

A name for pussy or cunt, used in reference to oral sex.

I have a hot date tonight. I hope to get a little 'crotch cobler' for dessert.

by Mark C. September 16, 2005