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Stephen Conroy

Australian Minister for Broadband and Communications (basically everything digital within Australia). Best known for his sheer stupidity regarding the area he's supposed to be in charge of, he's trying to push into our internet system a filter supposedly to "block child porn" - what it's really for is to block everything he doesn't like. Said filter has been proven to be a complete piece of shit (for example, it blocked a fucking kennel boarding site! Seriously? Something that helps the animals? Conroy, you fucknut.), and is hated by just about everyone with half a working brain. Of course, being butthurt, the only counter he can come up with is "if you don't like my plan you must be a pedophile!" Worst part? He wants it to be MANDATORY, despite even the senators advocating it demanding that it be optional - if he wins, say goodbye to free speech and get ready pack your bags and flee to Scandinavia.
Stephen Conroy: Once we stamp out freedom of speech we can work on stamping out freedom of thought!
by Hyperion09 July 5, 2010
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Chocolatey Conveyor

A poor excuse for a failed system in which selling tracksuits is more profitable than the factory you’ve spent countless hours building.
“Madam, perhaps i could interest you in my *chocolatey conveyor*”
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convolit

An enlightening conversation
Good talk. It was a convolit
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Chocolatey Conveyor

The thoughts of a man who has gone mad over tracksuits and Mr. Cringe branded life sized ginger bread men. Thank you Samuel you strange strange man.
"Won't you come for a ride on my... Chocolatey Conveyor?"
by Mangokokenji April 7, 2022
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convoe

A Convoe is a shorter word for Conversation, which is communication between two or more people.

Convoes are the ideal form of communication in some respects, since they allow people with different views on a topic to learn from each other.
Trevor had a convoe with Irene.
They're convoe was about the Internet.
The convoes have been saved.
by Convoe October 19, 2010
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Convo-Breaker

The term given to a person who is very hard to keep up a conversation with. Usually ending all possible conversations with a one-word dead end.
Person 1 - So i heard you went to some crazy party last night, tell me about it! Did anything interesting happen?

Person 2 - Nope....

Person 1 - You're such a Convo-Breaker you know that?
by Pearcinator June 21, 2009
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Convosite

A conversational parasite. One who often begins a conversation but makes no effort to carry it. They rely on you to converse while the only contribution they make are filler questions like, "What's new?". An annoying characteristic of a convosite is its apparent disinterest in the conversation that it initiated in the first place. They don't seem to have anything interesting to say.
In an instant messenger chat:

Convosite: "Hey"
You: "Hi there."
Convosite: "What's up?"
You: "I'm just getting dressed, about to head out for a party."
Convosite: "K"

(...time passes)
Convosite: "What's new?"
You: "Nothing since the last time you asked which was 5 minutes ago..."
Convosite: "K"
(...time passes)
Convosite: "So what can you tell me?"
You: "Dude, stop asking convositic questions. Say something interesting or shutup!"
by Kady_Neverwhere May 18, 2009
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