only the coolest instrument in the world.....played by people named lakyn............made for pimps.
by miss wecb May 22, 2006
Simply put, any person, place, thing, or action that is in existence or practice contrary to what one would expect; Against logic.
by Organe April 25, 2009
Contra dancing is folk square dancing for the hippie population. It is a version of square dancing that attracts people who are hippies.
by Target Shopper July 27, 2010
tk118 plays contra all the time
by guess who April 07, 2005
A Kick ass Contra game for the NES. Contra Force story has extremely little if anything to do with the Contra serie's story because Contra force was actually not a Contra game, It only had the name Contra in it because Konami wanted to make Contra Force sellable and Contra Force has many of Contra's gameplay style (along with a two player side-scrolling shooter option which the series is well known for). In Contra Force, you have the choice to be 4 characters: Smith, Burns, Iron and Beans. Plus, the characters are interchangable, so whenever you have only 1 life on Burns, you can always switch to Smith so you don't have to start all the way over from the beginning of the level.
Anyone would know that Contra Force had nothing or very little to do with the contra series as Contra Force's story took place in 1992 (Post-Cold war era just only a little more than 10 years ago) against human terroist-like enemies while the rest of the Contra games took place in 2300's (the far-future) against aliens who want to conquer earth. However it is still a great classic game!
by The Harmeister November 14, 2005
The STD you might contract if you perform sexual intercourse with any member of the band Vampire Weekend, and use molasses instead of lube.
Last night Rostam and I were having a pretty good time and we wanted to take things to the next level, but we didn't have any lube. There was some molasses in his kitchen soo... Put two and two together. Now I have Molasses Contra.
I banged Ezra Koenig and got Molasses Contra.
I banged Ezra Koenig and got Molasses Contra.
by VampireWeekendLoverAS December 03, 2010
Act of recieving a rusty trombone.. Aka the anal carwash...while continuing to urinate.. (rusty trombone= a hole being licked)
"While standing at a urinal in the office bathroom, jill came up behind me, unfastened my pants and continued to lick my anal porthole. The feeling was exceedingly intense. It's like doing the contrapositive of a blumpkin. (if ~q then ~p = if not getting head while shittig then not a blumpkin).". "dude she just gave you a Contra blumpkin...sick & twisted"
by Bocks of rox June 07, 2009