Contour bitch

A basic bitch with a contouring kit, sephora membership and lots of sass. She went through some serious biological evolution, adapted to better compete for limited resources like sugar daddys and bottle service club jobs.

Kylie is such a contour bitch, she draws on her face every Friday night for a few hours, and goes to clubs to be picked up by ugly rich old men. Yuck!

by Thelifeofjulia January 7, 2018

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Contoods

Idiotic word used by Carly in iCarly, thinking making up words would make her famous.
Contoods is nothing but a word made from Carly's (Miranda) rocks for brains.

Carly: Contoods!
Freddy: No. -.- Shut up and just work your magic on your knees. blow job

by MaFaTo April 9, 2011

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Contoods

Small testicles in result of taking steroids.

That guy has contoods I saw him taking steroids last night.

by KTODARAD April 12, 2011

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Juicy Contour

A figure of speach meaning,
: Females Vagina
: Warm/Hot, Wet, & Tight
: Holding supernatural powers
: Looking Juicy "Tasty & Dank"
: Pussy of Pleasure "PoP"
: Better then the Rest

1: Check her out, she has that Juicy Contour.

2: Come get this Juicy Contour.

3: Your trippin boy, you can't afford my Juicy Contour.

4: Yeee, that beezy has some Juicy Contour!

by fKn gFt'd September 30, 2010

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Crispy Concords

A "Crispy Concord" Is When A Girl Is Giving You A Blowjob, You Begin To Vlog The Sex Acts & You Proceed To Slap Her Across The Face With A Used / Dried Up Nudah Condom Until You Cum On Her Air Jordans.

Fooya: Hey, Wanna Meet Up Later?
Kossdff: No, I Gotta Clean Up, I Just Crispy Concords A Bitch Earlier.

by 3rdLegGreg July 13, 2017

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