Contage

A montage/collection of condoms.

You can choose from my contage collection.

by Third Timer November 14, 2011

contingent

Real cool awesome people that live in Tennessee (Particularly in the Smoky Mountain Area)

Happy Thanksgiving to all the Tennessee contingent!

by SmokytheBear01 March 1, 2016

confanger

to be sarcastic to someone, then they are sarcastic back, but you think they are serious

"hey nice ass"
"you think so?"
"NO! i wasn't serious"
"yo neither was I...CONFANGER"

by Amanda September 2, 2003

contingency anxiety

Fear of being ill- or under-prepared for a situation.

Dude, why are you packing three bottles of Astroglide for a weekend with Clarice?

It's contingency anxiety! What if a bottle cracks? What if it spills? Can't risk it! Gotta have back up...

by Thunnus November 12, 2012

costangelo

A really nice guy and friend but always wants to eat your ass and give you lots of sex. He also has huge gay.

Woah man your being a real costangelo!

by LaQuon Diddle October 30, 2017

Cotangent

The most intelligent, coolest, hottest guy alive.
Will get any girl he wants

ALSO 1/TAN MATHEMATICALLY

"He is such a cotangent"

by atiopw June 1, 2018

contingency present

A present purchased in the case a present was purchased for you. The receipt is saved, so that upon not receiving a present you can recoup your money.

I think my sister got me a present this year, so I bought a contingency present just in case.

by Warren Earl December 27, 2019