when an intense shit attack overwhelms you to the point where you'll shit in the river and wipe your ass with a rock.
after eating two dozen hot wings and jalapeno poppers, I had ass contractions like there was fire in my ass.
by zimdaddy August 16, 2003
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I was half an hour late due to some phantom construction. Turns out, no one has worked on site in days.
by UDANONYMOUS August 16, 2010
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A school with the most unnecessary long name. Ran by a 6' 6" 300 pound ego maniac who makes students wear uniforms but yet promotes creativity. Said to be a noteworthy school for its construction trades and engineering courses, but it is in fact only a small part of the curriculum. Just a very fake school in general, bound to be housing some of NYC's most dangerous kids by 2020.
Random Nigga: What school you go to? Me: High school for construction trades, engineering, and architecture.Random Nigga: What the hell is that?
by The real E over IR April 5, 2009
Get the High school for construction trades, engineering, and architecture mug.The process by which you testify and build your truth self evident. Be careful because the court of public opinion is always open and everything you say can and will be used against you.
I was only trying to build an honest statement and convicted myself of building statutory construction without a building permit. Only lies are allowed without a building permit. The cost of the permit is everything you have.
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Get the construction compound mug.Loud thumping noise emanating from the corner office. Sounds like real construction, but is actually just the company lawyer banging around stacks of paper on his desk.
Employee 1: "Damn that's loud. Are they hanging drywall in there today? "
Employee 2: "No it's just Mr. Cochran doing some lawyer construction."
Employee 2: "No it's just Mr. Cochran doing some lawyer construction."
by SeaFlyer January 3, 2013
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by Jerry Blerg February 28, 2017
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