missile commander

A slut who loves cock and pussy whips all her boy toys. Also, a male player who commands his missile to lay waste to all the pussy in it's path.

1. Don't date Becky, that slut has been with too many dudes. She's a missile commander.

2. Matt is a fucking missile commander. That guy gets so much pussy, he puts Gene Simmons to shame.

by shreddinglicks May 14, 2015

ultra-commando

Going commando (pantyless) in a micro-skirt or see-through dress.

Britney went ultra-commando and got caught by the paparazzi.

by jammygoil December 10, 2008

conan the republican

Governor of Caleefohnia. see governator.

Arnold Schwarzenegger is Conan the Republican.

by matt October 23, 2004

Command Q

(v) To end; To quit; having the power to stop something without necessary explanation; entails a sense of power and ownership of a conversation; usually said by the "one who wears the pants" to the "one who is whipped"

derived from the feature on a mac used to quit apps

"I don't want to talk about this so I'm gonna command q it"

"shut up--i'm command q-ing this convo"

"hey tiffany, it's been fun and all but I'm gonna have to command q this date."

by BrooklynFire July 8, 2010

MIR Commando

Term for a soldier who is always going to the MIR (Medical Inspection Room) in order to avoid doing something difficult e.g. morning PT, or parade.

There were so many MIR commandos that only 20 people in the platoon showed up for morning PT.

by Rob774 January 4, 2009

Commander Shepard

An extremely sexy individual who has seen more pussy than Pornhub

Commander Shepard: We'll bang okay?

by FuckHErRightInThePussy September 9, 2014

go commando

to dress without underpants / knickers, but be otherwise normally attired

"i'm afraid I can't lower my trousers your honour, as I have gone commando today"

by disco stu May 14, 2003