concrastination

Opposite of procrastination, when one starts on a task almost as soon as it is assigned, and does not rest until the task is done

The concrastinators of the class were working on their homework as soon as the teacher wrote it on the board.

by Dan McClure October 24, 2004

Conchy Joe

Originated in the Bahamas: Bahamain for a white person or a white Bahamian. Pronounced "conky joh".

Aye bey, de Conchy Joe gone dat way.

by STAY-IRIE15 December 11, 2011

choncharella

a person who is a pussy, or chonch, to the point of being the princess of chonches; a major douche

Ok, choncharella, get over yourself.

by briant420 March 24, 2009

Concrastinate

To put something before all else.

{Opposite of 'procrastinate' ('con' opposite of 'pro')}

I concrastinated today by doing dishes right when I woke up.

by Scottymcdergymheim September 2, 2010

concraption

A poorly designed device, often impractical and/or ineffective.

Look at that concraption holding his muffler on. That bungee cord will melt in no time!

by jackdh4x0r December 28, 2005

Cochawhore

Pronounced (Coke-AH-hohr)

1. Adjective: generally describes a fat, ugly, and fake female who fucks their friends' boyfriends then pretends that they are the victim in the situation.

2. Noun: a female who fucks their friend's boyfriend, is usually manly in nature, and is self conscience about their appearance, so they fuck/attempt to fuck everything in sight.

3. Verb: To be fucked by the above mentioned, usually followed by harassment.

Example #1.

"Dude, you're ex is such a Cochawhore; you better get checked for the herps!"

Example #2.

a. "I can't believe my friend would fuck my boyfriend! What a Cochawhore!"

b. Friend: "Ashley, why would you be my friend, then fuck my boyfriend?"

Cochawhore: "Come on, you know I'm a Cochawhore"

Friend: "Oh that's right... Fatass"

Example #3.

a. "Dude, she totally Cochawhored me last night!"

b. "Dude, that Cochawhore keeps Cochawhoring me!"

by thejewishgerbil April 26, 2011

cocharra

Cocharra is a jew, he likes coins and never shaves..

When people see a Cocharra their first instinct is to hide their wallet, they can sniff fear and suck coins with their ginormous nose....

"Shit its a cocharra, hide your coins...."

by Houdiny February 10, 2014