Consuela

The best character in Family Guy. A Hispanic maid who appears in several episodes.

Consuela: "Oh, no, doggie out! Afuera!"

Stewie: "This isn't Windex, but it's the store brand; it's just as good."
Consuela: "No, no... it leave a film."
Stewie: "I don't care about the film, just use it!"
Consuela: "No, no... I no can clean."
Stewie: "Ssshhhhhhhit."

by seastone130 March 17, 2010

consumerize

The act of succumbing to or forcing someone into the consumer mentality; usually infers negative connotations.

James totally consumerized himself during a spending spree at the mall, buying an iPhone AND 3 pairs of Gap jeans.

by philipacamaniac February 27, 2008

consume the child

~ the government

person 1: a child was born

government: consume the child

by a consumed child October 24, 2020

Italian consulate

A place where you go if you are desperate to lose time. A place where you go for experiencing red tape in its supreme form. A place where you go if you want to experience administration as it was handled in the 17th century or earlier.

I have too much time today, I guess I'll go to the Italian consulate on Park Avenue.

by groovymanu May 14, 2015

Milestone Consulting

World domination through the power of positive thinking and outlandish work ethic. Generating success through the "work hard, play hard" enviroment while caring and helping others reach a milestone in their career.

Today is my day to start Milestone Consulting.

by John Blevins July 8, 2012

consummate vs

The scales of Trogdor the Burninator

"I said CONSUMMATE Vs, CONSUMMATE!!"

by Jeff June 12, 2003

chainsaw consultant

Independent contractors brought in by upper management under the auspices of "streamlining work flow", but in actuality to suggest what positions can be eliminated thus reducing headcount and overhead for purposes of downsizing.

In the movie "Office Space" the characters referred to as "The Bobs" are classic examples of chainsaw consultants. The main character avoids being fired through a combination of unexpected brutal honesty about his lack of passion for his position, and also engendering camaraderie with those sent to determine if his
job is really necessary.

by Cale Dempster December 18, 2008