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compton

Bullshit little suburb in outer LA. Popularized by the crap group NWA, sometimes known for it's high gang activity. Known by many little tweenies on sites like Urban Dictionary as an " intercity slum" for it's "high ethnic population" when it is really just another ugly outercity suburb.
Ever been to Compton?

If someone produced a record in bumblefuck Iowa would you brag about being there too? Even if it had a few ----s sometiems shooting each other occationally n shit.

Compton is a bullshit little surburb. It's 20% white. Compton aint shit!
by Kripho-Nite April 6, 2008
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Compton Velcro

Two females are needed for this act:
1.)One female must have a snatch that looks like a
chia pet
2.)The other female must have a snatch with a five
o'clock shadow
The 2 females grind their naked privates together resulting in the illusion of velcro. (Compton Velcro)
"While your are in the shower don't trim that bush. Me and my prickly pussy want to perform the Compton Velcro".
by Master Kitty July 30, 2008
mugGet the Compton Velcromug.

john compton

a term for a man who is the man of all men. an extremely attractive male who also happens to be intelligent, kind and very funny. considered 'the total package' to any woman
she landed herself a john compton- that bitch always gets the best of the best
by hl friendly August 1, 2010
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The Compton School

The worst school to ever exist

Person 1: "Yo what school do u go to?"

Person 2: "The Compton School g"

Person 1: "Unlucky that school fucking dead bro"

Person 2: "truss look at mr nielsons head that nonce"
"the compton school is so dead"
by Jewy_makeawash69ceilingz April 23, 2019
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Compton Sunrise

A 40oz. bottle of Olde English that has been drunken to the label. Then refilled with Sunny D/Orange Juice. Depending how Ghetto you are.

Very Cost effective.

Kinda tasty after the Sunndy D/Orange juice, but not really.
"Yo man, whatchoo drankin?"

"Man, its a Compton Sunrise mutha fucka!"
by AUGHTAHO January 29, 2010
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Compton Mart

A name given by locals of Bradford, Pa. to a particular convenience store located in a particularly run-down and crime-ridden neighborhood, known to be frequented by drug dealers and prostitutes who work for drugs.
by ScienceGuy1970 May 14, 2012
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Bill Compton

A character in the Sookie Stackhouse book series and the television series True Blood. He is a vampire (changed during the Civil War) living in Bon Temps, Louisiana, during the controversial time when vampires have begun mingling with humans. Falls in love with a human - Sookie Stackhouse, much to the dismay of her friends and family and his vampire mates. Betrays Sookie in the book series, but may have a different fate in the television show.
Bill Compton traits:

-perfect Southern gentleman

-"old-fashioned" dating beliefs

-strikingly good looks (though fans of Eric will disagree)
by ~Ruby~ June 1, 2009
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