compootle

using a computer in a relaxed leisurely manner, wandering about the internet or working

"I think i'll compootle my way through the afternoon"

"what you up to?"
"nothing much, just compootling"

"is that project written up yet?"
"I still have ages, I'm compootling my way through it"

by @Elfod August 23, 2011

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Compost

The sexual act of putting fecal matter on a person, then throwing grass clippings on them, then using a toy lawnmower to smear it all together and then putting them in a recycling bag on the curb.

That girl was really a freak she had me compost her last night.

by Mr. Recycler March 17, 2019

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compooter

A device whose sole purpose is to be destroyed by software.

The compooter you are using will self-destruct in 10 seconds.

by see-crit August 9, 2003

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Compooter

When you re so angry that your computer is being stupid so you take a giant shit on its keyboard.

FUCK GODDAMNIT COMPUTER! FUCK IM GOIN TO TAKE A GIANT COMPOOTER ON YOU

by ANONYFUCKINMOUS January 20, 2014

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The action of being made to do a dirty job as a result of losing a bet. This type of action or punishment normally involves being requested to carry out an undesirable house chore or job that has gone undone for weeks. The 'compost bucketer' can choose to commit minor sexual acts or lewd dares instead of the original request.

"You lost the running race so now you have to compost bucket sucker. Either fix my front gate or pull a moonie in the street."

by Eddie Barnwood February 26, 2011

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