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Communing

Another word for tuning because tuning is cringe af. The stage before dating someone.
"OMG Josh and I are communing!"
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commingled trash

Not having enough trash on the day the garbage truck collects trash, which is making you think you have to be next to a fort made of commingled recycled plastic bottles when nobody is around except for this weird guy that keeps running up and down the hallway at 2 AM screaming for profanity.
Oh no the garbage truck is here, but I am commingled trash!
by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 3, 2021
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fucking shawns comming

that stupid nigger that nobody likes and he eats all your food. atracted to fat ass female whales
by Italian boy March 11, 2008
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Composing

The craft of creating media using primarily sound and silence, often with a form of notation, either standardized, graphic or aleatory.
Conductor: "Ah, Xenakis, your new scribbles are certainly a masterpiece!"
Xenakis: "Indeed, composing graphical works is among my specialties."
by nonsense542 July 9, 2011
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Comboing

1. A word used to describe an ass beating in video games
2. The act of adding a variety of things into one giant thing. Mainly cooking
1. Tony is comboing into a instant kill move on Corey! Corey got their ass bodied
2. Corey is so salty, they're comboing their salt with tears
by LowTearGod May 27, 2018
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Commuting the Bakerloo line

When two men place the ends of a toilet roll tube into their bum holes and shit through it into each other's arses.
Last night I went over to Matt's and he told me to shove the end of a toilet roll tube into my arse. Once I'd done this he paced his anus on the other end and we proceeded to poo into each other. I asked him what we'd just done and he told me we'd just been commuting the Bakerloo line. We'd not even left the house.
by Noel Bussey February 8, 2008
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Commodity Fetishism

A concept coined by Karl Marx referring to society's extreme obsession with material objects.

Commodity Fetishism is everywhere in Western Society today. Just look around around you. All the commotion surrounding Apple releasing yet another iphone with minor improvements. Cars are another example. Inanimate products which are so well known by their particular brand and certain model type to everyone, with most having definitions on urban dictionary even going so far as to define the certain type of person who drives such a model. When in reality the only importance of a car for most people is a sustainable mode of transport that can get you from one place to another. As a guitarist myself I find the guitar world is also guilty of this, many placing excessive importance over brand names (Gibson, Fender etc.), models (Telecaster, Strat, SG, Les Paul etc.) and hell even types of this model (1959 telecaster, Roadworn Strat, <insert famous guitarist here> signature model Les Paul Custom, Standard, Studio, express, 100, 100 elitist etc. etc.). Commodity Fetishism is the explanation why people get worked up for hours comparing the minor variations and specifications of the same 6 stringed instrument that they can barely play.

This behavior is heavily mocked in the character Patrick Bateman from the movie (and book) "American Psycho".
1. "That's bone. And the lettering is something called Silian Rail...
Look at that subtle off-white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even has a watermark..."

- Patrick Bateman's words when comparing his business card with his co-worker's identical looking ones in "American Psycho".

2. "Thanks to commodity fetishism, I got bullied when I was 8 because my parents drove a Ford Fiesta while their parents drove Volvo*. And kids don't even drive...."

*defined on Urban dictionary as "The only car a true pimp would be seen in"
by stingingpaininthebrain June 23, 2014
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