A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free.
Hey John, did you notice how she asked me "when" I was getting married again, even though I'm not even dating anyone seriously? I know that she wasn't being malicious, but it was still commitment harassment.
by Chad Apollo January 12, 2018
Get the Commitment harassmentmug. A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free. It is often done in a non-confrontational (but sneaky) way, such as asking someone who is divorced and not currently engaged, "So, WHEN are you getting married again?"
What do you mean, "WHEN am I getting married again?" I already did my time. Come on now, isn't it time to stop commitment harassment of happy people?
by Chad Apollo May 1, 2018
Get the Commitment harassmentmug. by Danovan September 8, 2020
Get the Commit Diemug. A deliberate misspelling of "seppuku" — the samurai ritual of suicide by disembowelment. The misspelling removes the direct reference to suicide, replacing it with the name of a popular and frustrating number puzzle.
by alpoer January 6, 2015
Get the commit sudokumug. by sparcloud October 20, 2013
Get the YOLO Commitmug. a phrase to tell to someone ordering them to die, commonly used by the Despacito spider. Varies in forms: commit toaster bath, cease vital functions, yeetus yeetus commit self deleetus.
by Veridicule December 26, 2018
Get the commit diemug. Low Tier God's way of telling his opponent to kill themselves. Mostly directed at what said creator calls tiersexuals.
"...It's another year and people are still trying to troll me in video games..."
"If this is what you're still doing with your life, while the year is young, just commit the su."
"If this is what you're still doing with your life, while the year is young, just commit the su."
by BDC_Maxter March 4, 2021
Get the Commit the sumug.