columbus academied

1. To get mentally and physically attacked by your achedemic commitments at Columbus Academy in Columbus, Ohio.

2. When a student works really hard but never comes out on top like all the other smart kids.

1.

Boy 1: Bro, I have no time to sleep eat or go to the bathroom because of all this schoolwork!

Boy 2: Dude, me too! We're getting columbus academied!

2.

Girl 1: I work so hard and you never have to work in your advanced class!

Girl 2: Well, you learn more

Girl 1: You get weighted! Man, I'm being columbus academied!

by wellalright... June 11, 2011

columbus academy

1. Students get over-worked to death

2. The food is shit

3. Middle school parents feel the need to watch their babies walk into the school building, making 97% of high schoolers late every fucking day

- "new" "more-efficient" 8:00 check in time also at fault

1.

student 1: "I got to sleep for 5 entire hours last night."
student 2: "Not fucking fair man, I was up all night studying for physics"

2.
student 1: "What's for lunch?"
student 2: "spicy lemongrass chicken with coconut infused rice"
student 3: "I thought we were having dragon tofu?"

3.

faculty: "you all have detention- it's not my fault it takes you little spoilt columbus academy shits 20 minutes to drive up the driveway"

by the 8:00 check in October 8, 2013

Belen vs Columbus

A corny, boring rivalry that no one cares about. It may seem like an exciting event, until you actually go to a game and Columbus is up 20 points. Belen students always say “this is our year!” every year, but they end up playing straight ass. Columbus’s crowd usually has hotter girls, bigger scarier guys, and no one pays any attention to the game since everyone is busy hooking up. Belen’s side usually has girls that are either already taken, or prude and ugly asf, so nah. That ain’t it.

You out to the Belen vs Columbus game tonight?
Fuck no, that shits wack, i’d rather jerk off my uncle

by Not Dakotaz February 21, 2019

Oh, columbus!

An exclamation one uses after shitting on the floor of Ace Hardware.

"I dunno man, he just yelled 'Oh, columbus!' and I took the rest of the day off."

by nottheacehardwareshitter September 3, 2020

Columbus, Ohio

A "Swiss cheese city" riddled with countless suburbs.

Ex 1:
Person 1: "I heard you are from Columbus, Ohio."
Person 2: "Well, technically I'm from Bexley, it is located right in the middle of Columbus, but is its own city.

Ex 2:
Person 1: "Yeah, I live in Columbus, Ohio"
Person 2: "Columbus Columbus, or some suburb of Columbus?"

by Hug13ful September 26, 2018

Knights of Columbus

A Catholic service fraternity for Catholic men aged 18 and up. Started by the Venerable Father Micheal J McGivney in New Haven Connecticut, the Knights of Columbus is a service organization which Catholic men participate to support the Roman Catholic Church and people in need of service. Often called "the strong Right arm of the Church", knights work in humble service for Christ's Church on earth.

See those guys at the front of the march for life? They're Knights of Columbus.

by Cup0Joe March 11, 2013

columbus cadet

white people

Mmm look at them Columbus cadets walk-in up in here

by Pinkafrican69 June 22, 2021