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columbus academy

1. Students get over-worked to death

2. The food is shit

3. Middle school parents feel the need to watch their babies walk into the school building, making 97% of high schoolers late every fucking day

- "new" "more-efficient" 8:00 check in time also at fault
1.

student 1: "I got to sleep for 5 entire hours last night."
student 2: "Not fucking fair man, I was up all night studying for physics"

2.
student 1: "What's for lunch?"
student 2: "spicy lemongrass chicken with coconut infused rice"
student 3: "I thought we were having dragon tofu?"

3.

faculty: "you all have detention- it's not my fault it takes you little spoilt columbus academy shits 20 minutes to drive up the driveway"
by the 8:00 check in October 8, 2013
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Columbia Station

A small town in Ohio, reletively close to Cleveland. Small town with small schools. Colors? Green and white. Green? Oh don't act like you don't know why. It's because of the exreme popularity of the green among almost everyone in the community. Also known as Narnia, because you probably can't find it unless you're not looking for it.
Columbia Station is a small town, can't find it unless you aren't looking. Similar to Narnia, yeah, it can fit in your wardrobe.
by YeahYouKnowItNowMaaan March 26, 2011
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Colum

Colum is such a Chad, just radiating male energy. Almost as much as Findlay.
Dude you're such a Colum!!!
Damn right I am, did you see that backflip?

*Both dab*
by AbsoluteChad June 3, 2019
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British Columbia Canada

British Columbia Canada - westcoast province of Canada, located between the Pacific Ocean & the Rocky Mountains. It has a diverse geography, with rugged landscapes that include rocky coastlines, sandy beaches, forests, lakes, mountains, inland deserts & grassy plains, it borders the province of Alberta to the east, the territories of Yukon & the Northwest Territories to the north,

The USA states of Washington, Idaho & Montana to the South & Alaska to the northwest

The capital of British Columbia is Victoria & its largest city is Vancouver .

British Columbia is considered part of the Pacific Northwest & the Cascadia bioregion, along with the American states of Alaska, Idaho, (western) Montana, Oregon, Washington, & (northern) California .

Animals found here are Bears both grizzly & black , deer, elk, moose, caribou, big-horn sheep, mountaingoats, beavers, muskrats, coyotes, wolves, wolverines, badgers , cougars, eagles, herons, Canada geese, swans, hawks, owls, ravens, harlequin ducks, & many other sorts of small birds (robins, jays, grosbeaks, chickadees )

British Columbia is known for it's seafood , Skiing
And as stated before it's Canada's West coast .

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British Columbia Canada or BC for short -

The 1st known human inhabitants of the area settled in British Columbia at least 10,000 years ago. Such groups include the Coast Salish, Tsilhqotʼin, and Haida peoples, among many others.

British Columbia is bordered to the west by the Pacific Ocean & the American state of Alaska, to the north by Yukon & the Northwest Territories, to the east by the province of Alberta, & to the south by the American states of Washington, Idaho, & Montana. The southern border of British Columbia was established by the 1846 Oregon Treaty.

Canada has provinces instead of States like the USA ,Mexico
& Australia.
by Blu_leef May 15, 2023
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Pulling a Columbia

1. Space shuttle disaster that occurred February 1st, 2003
2. A once smoking hot babe, also known as a "rocket", who over time turns out looking really really bad
1. " Man that chick used to be such a rocket", " ya i know, it's to bad shea Pulling a Columbia, and looks like a pile of horse shit now"

2. "Man didn't i wheel that girl back in high school?", " I cant even tell anymore, if it is her, she definitely Pulling a Columbia"
by ButtFlexer2010 April 30, 2010
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Columbian Care Package

When a man inserts his superglue-covered penis into a woman's vagina, then subsequently cuts it off and leaves, forcing the woman to either go to the ER or find another way to get it out.
Tom: Shit man, Phillip gave some prostitute a Columbian Care Package right before he commited suicide!
Louis: lol still a troll even after death
by mrrogersdick August 21, 2013
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Christopher Columbus High School

A high school where all the kids are always in the juul room instead of class
Girl: What school do you go to
Boy: Christopher Columbus High School
Girl: OMG can I suck your dick please
by Belensucks June 2, 2018
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