by TwerkMasterNoah November 20, 2014
Get the Colten Enmanmug. by ZMan501st April 17, 2018
Get the Colten is bad at gamesmug. by Crackerjack2012 July 29, 2009
Get the Colten Harrismug. Normally that one guy that’s a simp for every girl he meets even if they are his best friends exes. He’s the dude that sucks his friends dicks. But wtv. He’s also the person that lifts weights all day every day and then complains about not being “big” and always sends people ab pics outta nowhere. Oh yea and also he wears wife beaters and has a really weird haircut. That’s all the Coltens. So watch out or he might simp for you next.
Person 1: are you friends with Colten?
Person 2:no why?
Person 1: cuz I literally can’t get him to leave me alone, he’s like simping over me even tho I’m his best friends ex!
Person 2: omg he did that to my friend!
Person 1:bro why is Colten such a simp
Person 2:no why?
Person 1: cuz I literally can’t get him to leave me alone, he’s like simping over me even tho I’m his best friends ex!
Person 2: omg he did that to my friend!
Person 1:bro why is Colten such a simp
by Theslay August 24, 2023
Get the Coltenmug. The act of repeating a stupid phrase or sound from a meme when someone asks you why you are doing something stupid.
Dude, I was talking to Ean and when I asked him why he wasn’t online yesterday he just said “BRUH” and didn’t answer my question. He was fucking Coltening.
by RosaParksBarber July 27, 2022
Get the Colteningmug. by dasomethinglookingmaybecolten December 2, 2023
Get the Colten W. Parkermug. that one kid with a rolling backpack in elementary, that one kid who didn't eat the crust on his sandwich, that one kid who watched logan and jake paul, that one kid who only eats the bran out of lucky charms
colten is a fuckin idiot
by totally not reaperandthebois September 12, 2021
Get the coltenmug.