Color Guard 

Color Guard is a team of performers who spin various types of equipment, and dance to music of a marching band. Their purpose is to interpret the music being played.

The Color Guard performs to “Thriller” with the marching band.

Color Guard by Yo know October 14, 2019

Color guard 

Horny high school hoes who can’t play instruments but still want to be in band.

SASAH! Honey please keep ahold of that saber we have a shoe tomorrow; and I will not let this color guard look awful!

Color guard by Oggi of the Boggi December 11, 2020

Color Guard 

people that dance around a large arena or floor with weapons such as rifles and swords and long metal poles. Often seen wearing way too much glitter.

Woah! That Color Guard is covered in glitter!

Color Guard by SamTheCherry September 5, 2010

Color guard 

They're gay

People in color guard are GAY

Color guard by EpicGamerGuy69 June 23, 2019

Color Guard 

(High School) Mostly girls, who find that their only talent is spinning a pole or plastic stick. Which is one step closer to their often future "hobby" of spinning ON a pole. Color guard girls mostly seem to believe that they are important to a show, when in reality, it's comparable to the little tufts on a washed sweater; there, but not at all needed or wanted. These girls (and sometimes guys) tend to follow the "backlash-trends", as in trends that have already been cast aside, and are always at least 2 years behind the current style. Those who participate in this, can often be described as "a joke", "cringe", and "too-extra".

You're in color guard....? Wow, that sucks. Guess you really AREN'T talented. Guess you'll have to resort to stick-spinning.

Color Guard by honestmeaning July 8, 2017

Color Guard 

A group of girls who are usually short, fat, or both, and believe that the only reason marching band is fun is because of them, and that they are the most important part.

2. Created for the insecure girls or occasional gay guy who can't play a instrument but feel the need to be involved in something so they can have that satisfaction.

Did you see that color guard girl? She dropped her flag twice and managed to hit a trumpet player!

Color Guard by The Realist OG August 19, 2015

Color Guard 

The name for a person of the opposite sex that act as if they're more attractive than the average attractive person, but are in actualality far below sub par. Normally playing hard to get, the average Color Guarder is seen as an obstruction from what you are exactly trying to see, such as a clock, the blackboard, or an elephant. Does not pertain to someone at least semi-attractive. Originates from the term Color Guard meaning the portion of a school band the waves the school flag and colors. These people are over pompous because of their position and place among the social ranks, and have much bigger heads than they should (in a non-literal sense, though they're actual heads may be enlarged due to their imparing hideousness).

*Alex quickly glimpses at a movement in the corner of his eye, just to find the site of a fat chick coincidentally having the same experience as he.*

"Oooh, boy, why you lookin', you can't have this! I'm lookin' gooooood! Playa please, ya'll will never get something THIS good lookin'!"

Alex: "I-... I'm sorry, excuse me, I wasn't looking at - "

Color Guard: "Boy, I know you want this but mm, mm, mm, you ain't havin' this! Uh-uh-uh!"

Color Guard by Persephone's Vacuum January 22, 2005