Bagdad Colonic

To place mentos up your shitter followed by a direct diet coke injection resulting in explosive colon clensing results.

Man that dump i just took felt like a Bagdad Colonic

by Spirondopolous June 20, 2008

royal colonic

Noun. (n) When one pops the cork of a Champagne bottle using one's sphincter, thus allowing the champagne to erupt into the anal canal.

Zach: Wow, just had the best royal colonic, I'm feeling real fresh now..

by jack sallisse November 24, 2013

Pina Colonic

A Pina Colonic is a sexual expedition in which a man first ejaculates into his partners asshole, then pops a straw and drinks from it. Best enjoyed with coconut shavings and a wedge of fresh pineapple.

(term obviously derived from combining pina colada and colonic.)

"Man, that Pina Colonic was just what I was craving"

by Hot Dickins March 15, 2008

kebab Colonic

When you eat a Kebab that really just cleans you out!

"god that kebab really fucked me over, iv been in the toilet all morning, absolute Kebab Colonic"

by Gandis March 9, 2010

high colonic

What you tell somebody you hate to order at the bar.

dirtbag: Uhh, what should I get?

you: How about a nice high colonic for you and your friends? Bartender! Three high colonics!

by kb69 January 14, 2004

vaginal colonic

an abortion

I got a vaginal colonic last week, and I lost almost 7 pounds!!

by disgusto September 5, 2011

penis colonic

To urinate inside an anus during anal intercourse, with the aftermath being a similar result to a colonic.

Guy #1: "Check that girl out!"
Guy #2: "Yeah, I'd give her a penis colonic..."

by tek9tim March 20, 2011