Hockey Cologne

The Putrid smell of hockey equipment that would put a skunk to shame but hockey players love

"Oh my god, what's that smell?"

" What? My Hockey Cologne? Smells Great!"

by Hockey Jock February 02, 2017

poop cologne

A fart that smells like poop, and, as soon as released, you can smell it (similar to how you can smell cologne immediately after spraying it).

Most often experienced when a poop is coming on.

Andrew: *farts*

Jenny: Oh my god did you just shart?

Andrew: No, poop cologne.

by tubstep January 20, 2012

fierce cologne

One of Abercrombie's signature scent for guys. Apparently is smells like:

'FIERCE's scent is an immediate attention getter and rightly so. Its fresh citrus aroma is the first aspect she'll notice because of its clean, poised attitude. However, it's FIERCE's warm musky subtleness that will naturally draw her curiosity because of its seductive nature.'

Usually used by aberzombies, some people like it, but others hate it. (like parents)

Dude 1: *spritzes Fierce cologne all over his body*

Girl 1: OMG, wth is that smell?!

Girl 2: Wow, that's manly...want to hook up?

by w00t w00t w00t! August 30, 2008

Alabama Cologne

The odor that results from a redneck not showering for an extended period of time.

My redneck friend spent a week camping without any running water and came back wearing Alabama cologne

by JJMUWF July 21, 2008

Tennessee cologne

The odor that a redneck gets after going for too long without bathing or
showering. Hillbilly aroma.

Cletus only bathed once a week. By Thursday he had some hideous
Tennessee cologne going on.

by PMax January 29, 2009

Cologne Moose

Man who wears way too much cologne. Drenched in cologne.

Man you can smell that Cologne Moose from way over here.

by Cologne Moose January 24, 2013

fart cologne

to fart while standing, then sitting down and it permeates your clothes. Most often done prior to sitting down on the can.

Bob donned fart cologne after his last crap.

by Detricus March 19, 2010