Colbertity

The Law of Colbertity states that Steven Colbert is so awesome that if he were to become less awesome, he would only become more awesome, and if he were to become more awesome he would become less awesome. This is caused by the fact that Colbert is the highest point of awesome, there is no match to his level of "Awesomeness" and there is no exceeding his level due to the limitations of the English word "Awesome." If he were to become less awesome the peak of awesomeness would lower with Colbert.

The man who reached colbertity exploded because Stevens Colbertity was much strong than the man's.

by Chupe December 20, 2008

Corner wanker

1) A person who gives off perverted vibes but are too socially awkward to actually perform any sexual act.

2) A person who stands on the edge of a conversation, occasionally joining in however they never fully contribute to the conversation.
3) A person that gives the impression that they would stand and watch sexual intercourse whilst wanking silently in the corner.

“Omg Alex is such a corner wanker, all he does is stare at girls boobs but he’s never actually had a conversation with anyone”

by Hm0411 February 14, 2020

Conner Miller

Figment / Construct / Mindset

You: Yo Harry, I haven't seen Conner Miller in a while, how do you think he's doing?

Harry Norton: Who the fuck is that?

by PRDS February 7, 2021

Coomer Corner

The special corner in everyone's room where they go to coom.
Can also be a state of mind.

Wesley: Where's Namit?
Udai: He's probably in his coomer corner.

by zhewrong February 27, 2021

conner dick

a true dick.

hes a conner dick

by aslop February 24, 2017

corner jacking

a prostitute that kicks any woman off of a street corner because she believes that that woman is tying to steal the corner to work.

the legal secretary was waiting to cross the intersection but the crack whore assumed she was trying to work the corner, then proceeded to corner jack the secretary

by Magdalene St. Vitus March 22, 2005

Chris Colfer

The most talented, beautiful, sweet, supermegafoxyawesomehot human being that ever lived or ever will.

Gleek: Did you see glee last night?
Kurtsie: OF COURSE! How AWESOME was Chris Colfer?!?!?

by Colferesqueness October 26, 2012