TURD CLAYMORE

when you take two carefully laid logs on each side of the toilet seat and slam the lid.

Dude I'm not cleaning that someone did a turd claymore in there!

by Arcaneos510 September 11, 2020

Claymored

The act of being killed and or horribly wounded by the claymore. (The mine not the sword) Be careful because it can happen anywhere. Also a great way to keep annoying children off your lawn.

Just riding your bike... CLAYMORED!!!
Just walking the dog... CLAYMORED!!!

by JayW December 9, 2008

colmore

a trash hacker

like the hacker of school recycle bins

by annie April 29, 2004

Claymore

Flatulence released in an area where another person is expected to pass through.

Frank walked up the stairway just before lunchtime. As he opened the door he did not see anyone in the hall yet and dropped a claymore before closing the door.

by NIIC-T April 1, 2009

ClaymoreTTV

A streamer that mainly streams a game named 'Escape From Tarkov', and he calls himself the Resident Brexit Boi in Tarkov.

Hey, I just watched ClaymoreTTV!

Have you seen ClaymoreTTV?

by FreeSpy443 December 1, 2019

1080 ladderstall fakie claymore instaswap quadheadshot double

verb: to fckin merk someone

dude i totally fuckin 1080 ladderstall fakie claymore instaswap quadheadshot doubled someone on the 360 last night

by a;alkwfnopaewfnpafnpn February 15, 2018

Human Claymore

The act of Shoving your fist into your partner and once inside, opening your hand and releasing multiple ball bearings.

"Wow, Todd gave me a Human Claymore last night and I'm still shitting ball bearings"

by The Duke of Alcatraz March 29, 2009