Collin

A sexy man usually the thiccest person in the world, let me correct myself HE IS THE THICCCCCCEST PERSON iN ALL OF EXISTENCE, he normally is very athletic and plays a lot of sports but exelling in hockey, also did I mention he Was THICC. He is super smart got hot hot straight and all ladies love him

Girl: oh my god Collin is over there
Girl 2: he is so thick and athletic, and sexy oh my god

by Papa loppa October 28, 2019

Collin

An ignorant ape that originated in Nigeria. Practically denies every statement you make. Is a lesbian 10 year old weeb. Doesn't understand sexual jokes and is completely oblivious to his surroundings. Also is very religious.

The Collin was banished from his friends because he doesn't understand what the hell is happening.

by Ape Master November 9, 2016

Collin

The name of a very good looking guy, who will always be there for his friends, but once you fall for him he'll act like nothing ever happened. He won't give you a straight answer, even if he does like you back. He's a total chick magnet, but a horrible flirter. Once he gets a girlfriend, he starts acting a little different towards his best girl friend, because he cares about his new relationship too much to risk jealousy. But none the less, he's a truly amazing guy, that you know will always be there for you through thick or thin.

"See Zack over there? Yeah, hes got the ladies all over him. Even his best girl likes him. He's acting like SUCH a Collin."

by JustSomeoneHere January 10, 2012

Collin

Collin is someone who is not interested in you or your conversation and changes the subject with a random phrase.

Guy1: Hey!
Guy2: Yo!
Guy1: What have you been up to?
Guy2: Does a gay bear fuck in the woods?
Guy1: What? Did you just pull a Collin on me?

by SPC33B April 9, 2011

Collin

An invisible creature that lives only on the steps of stairs. They look like cylinders with a smiley face on the top. Everytime someone steps on the face of a collin, they sink into their collin-holes and let out a soft "COLLIN"

They exist on all the steps. They are invisible. They can migrate but only at a pace of 1cm per year. You cannot see Collins

by poh-2805 June 28, 2008

Collin

Collin usually claims he does not rage, but regularly rages at minecraft. He also probably makes and sells meth with his grandma.

Person 1: where's collin
Person 2: killin those who are lacking

by Jtidijdkd April 1, 2020

Collin

A person that is strange, but in a cool way. He plays tennis, and is both smart and funny. He has unique hobbies, such as Dungeons & Dragons and ventriloquism. He can be annoying at times, but only when his friends make fun of him, or when he’s defending the things he cares about. He also has a huge, annoying, and obsessive crush on his best friend’s younger sister, since she happens to be the only girl that has some things in common with him. He also hates that his crush is 2 years younger than him, since all his friends call him a pedo. He enjoys pestering his best friend about playing Yu-Gi-Oh! since he got him some cards for his birthday that he never uses. He also likes to pretend he’s super cool, and acts like it by wearing a leather jacket to school on rare occasions, despite being a complete nerd. In all, he’s a nice guy that loves to joke around, but can be serious when he wants to be. A good friend to count on when feeling down (although it’s usually him counting on others).

Collin: Yo yo yo ur sister said hi to me! I think she finally likes me!
Jonah: Debatable.

Collin: shut it

by CoolCollin14 September 8, 2019