Colette Bernard

The number one Lidl shopper that will rade the shop

I might turn into a Colette Bernard if I don't stop going Lidl

by Shane and ECKO August 29, 2016

Colette Burdin

Always there for you even if you being a piece of carp. Sometimes needs some space (like any person). She always cares and will feed you sweets when you're hurt/sick. All-in-all she's just a great person. If you meet her, you will be delighted.

I wish you were more like Colette Burdin!
I can't wait to meet my Colette Burdin.

by Deathmenowonatraintrack April 20, 2020

Colette Dougherty

A fine ass sexy woman who don't need no man

Hey look its Colette Dougherty the goddess

by babibambi October 9, 2013

Colette

Colette is that type of girl who is hella hot, but so fucking crazy some people can't stand her, like, she uses wattpad on a daily basis, and she would probably bite your cock off with that sharp ass teeth if ya'll had sex, spends her ALL of her salary on wierd merch involving cactus.... btw... being a gift shop cashier doesn't pay well.... and she sleeps on her job because she spends the whole night writing nsfw yaoi fanfics, she jerks off to anime characters, you ask me: is there something likeable about this creep? and yes, there is. she's also really kind, can surely put a smile on your face without even trying to, like, if u didn't know she was a creep (she's pretty bad at hiding it) she'd be your best friend for sure, she's pretty outgoing and extroverted, and outside of the wierd shit, she's really cute. i forgot to mention her worst part, colette is a fucking yandere.... she stalks those she likes all the time, and would kill for the one she likes

Person 1: omg Colette is such a creep, i'm disgusted by her
Person 2: nah, give her a chance, i ignored the creepy shit she does and now she's my best friend!

by dont trust brawl stars players January 11, 2024

Colette

Murder Mystery 2 pro
Team with Colette in total roblox drama and you’re sure to win

Kealanna: hey, that kid has a strange voice
Colette: it sounds like a cave blocked by rocks 😂

by Blue bricks November 21, 2023

Colette

Super swag, hates taps and sinking ships pro

Drew is cool colette is also cool

by Colette’s favourite person June 27, 2022

Designated Coletter

A designated sidekick for someone who's DrunkAF.

Designated Coletter. I.E wingMan/Woman guiding you through the block on a Friday after the bar.
The morre tolerant, sober friend who saves the drunkests from falling.

by Amandeezy417 September 24, 2022