Clopening

Various parts of a Woman that a man does not know the actual name of.

I'm sorry Karen, your clopening is infected.

by Personality NOS December 13, 2019

global colding

The actual effect of global warming. I am really cold and my heating bill is out of control.

because of global warming, the global colding is causing me to freeze my ass off

by albertgore January 3, 2010

Coltening

The act of repeating a stupid phrase or sound from a meme when someone asks you why you are doing something stupid.

Dude, I was talking to Ean and when I asked him why he wasn’t online yesterday he just said “BRUH” and didn’t answer my question. He was fucking Coltening.

by RosaParksBarber July 27, 2022

cullening

The invocation of an autonomic sexual response via mention of a fictional bloodsucker.

Bro 1: Dude, did you check out that piece in Seventeen magazine? The Twilight expose?

Bro 2: Yo that shit was like mad cullening! I had to walk all hunchback out of my dentist's to keep my dignity.

by chironfrost April 24, 2014

colding

(fictional, Ranunculus-verse) genre of child porn made legal by a law loophole - it involves 11-12 y.o. or slightly older girls being stuffed with sex toys.Characterised by always having girl state at the start of the video that she doesn't mind actions performed on her.

Jack is a fucked up guy - all he faps too is colding videos.

by Cenobica April 10, 2017

coloning

the inappropriate, overused and cringeworthy use of the colon in internet comments to express unoriginal and unenlightened ideas through the memeification of modern speech. In other words, a dead giveaway that you're a tasteless moron. Generally in the form of an either or question being answered in colon form with the word "yes".

For example,
Me: So are you retarded or do you just lack any kind of originality and thats why you just copy what everyone else is doing on the internet?
Internet commenters: Yes.

Company: We're making this new thing you want
Internet commenters: I'm jizzing myself
Me: Stop coloning and just say you like the thing. Just say "i like this thing". Coloning is completely unnecessary.

by A "professional" June 3, 2019

Colding

The act of malding so hard that you catch a cold.

Dude i was inting so hard on League that i got a cold
lmao, actually colding

by NotGlockLesnar January 21, 2020