Cobus

Cobus

Cobus is a person who is wicked cool and legitly awesome at drummming
His name useually consists of lots of flem
potg*flem*ter
Usually says Booya in many situations and can beatbox like a beast
Their hair has an insane amount of gel in it to keep it held up

He makes insane DVD's, but unluckily a Cobus will useually have a poor internet connection (not of his own fault)

EX 1 "Dude whos that guy on the drums"

"He is so obviously a cobus"

"BOOYA"

EX 2
"Hey dude you wanna come down to my house"

"Booya man that would be wicked cool"

"ha ha ur such a Cobus"

by XBeantownX September 13, 2009

teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted

Is a phrase that has become popular after somebody posted on MLIA (mylifeisaverage.com) about translating the phrase "Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire!" to French and back again, and coming up with "Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted"

Billy: Today I rode a Unicorn
Some Other Guy: Teller of untruths, your trousers have combusted

by Somebody_Else October 26, 2009

combust em

The act of combusting/exploding an African American "person" by any means.

Dwane likes to combust em

by Drew P Schlong 1974 September 24, 2022

Anal Combustion

Any form of explosion just inside the anus. Could be the result of inserting and igniting gasoline or gunpowder, attempting to light a fart, or that Mexican food from yesterday. Depending on the strength of the sphincter, severe anal combustion may result in blowing out the anal socket or rupturing of the rectum.

I had pretty bad anal combustion after that spicy 15 bean soup--it almost blew out my sphincter!

by b007y514y3r March 11, 2016

Cobus

A Cobus is an insanely wicked cool drummer from Cobus Land with incredibly cool hair!!

A Cobus is usually seen flirting with an Audrey and has a diet of red bull and chocolate. He also has an insanely wicked cool friend called Jason!!

Cobi have a unique self defence mechanism of saying "Booya!" in a freakish and scarey way to force their way through swarms of fans.

The inspirer of Cobus who made him great goes by the name of Dolbear! (As shown on one of his facebook posts)

The cobus vocabulary consists of:
Cobus Potgieter
DVD
Booya!
Wicked cool
Legitly

Example 1:
Crazy fan "I love you so much Cobus!!!!"

Cobus "BOOYA!!!"

Crazy fan "AHHHHHHHHHHH"

Example 2:
"Wow, there are hundreds of people with wicked cool hair playing drums with chocolate and red bull!!"

"They must be Cobi"

by dolbear September 15, 2009

spontaneous human combustion

to suddenly, and with no apparent reason, burst into flames and within minutes become a human cinder. a.k.a. SHC

defoe was running so fast towards the opponents penalty area that he suddenly suffered an acute spontaneous human combustion

by theWestHamfan November 4, 2003

Collusion

An act performed by fantasy football participants wherein two teams conspire to help one team win by pulling shenanigans such as lopsided trades or dropping a great player when the other party has waiver wire priority. It is truly the lowest form of human behavior.

Team 1: Hey, I'll trade you my backup QB for your best wide receiver and when I win the championship, we'll split the money!

Team 2: Okay, collusion sounds good since I'm 3-7 anyway.

by Misty Yazzerstein November 21, 2013