cohen

the nicest person you’ll meet. he may not be the cutest but he is definitely the one. so if ur searching his name up rn and u see this he is what you’ve been looking for.

cohen is the nicest guy he’s so funny

by urmadray October 14, 2021

Cohen

(noun) A person who is trusting of anything he reads on the internet, especially if he wants it to be true.

Hipster One: Can you believe Tristan thought all of Tucker Max's stories were true?

Hipster Two: I know! What a Cohen.

by fanofyancy March 29, 2010

Cohen

a bitch

Cohen is a bitch

by jacdag1 November 22, 2019

Cohen

Your rebound guy when Adam rejects you.

Acalia is dating Cohen after she broke up with Adam

by manchild4thewin July 30, 2018

cohen

absolute cutie, but also a massive dick with a micro dick

“cohen? doesn’t he have a micro penis”

by simplybowl June 29, 2019

cohen

To take food from someone's plate and then ask for permission to take it.

At dinner last night, Jennifer reached across the table with her fork, snagged one of my shrimp, and said, "Can I try a shrimp?" Before I could say, "Don't cohen my shrimp, bitch!" she'd popped it right in her mouth.

by Snegall's brother April 1, 2009

Cohen

A hypothetical man (also known as ‘panda’) who says things like “you should go out side and do sport when they look like the only sport they would be good at is rolling down hills. (Hence the nickname ‘panda’).

Oh don’t be a Cohen

by Your friendly F.B.I agent. April 10, 2019