confuckted

when something becomes so fucked up there is no possible solution; a pile up; a tangled mess; a gaggle-fuck; an impossible situation.

Lance's already shakey marriage became even more confuckted when his wife caught him in bed with her brother Bruce and the neighbor's cat.

by YoungZ July 11, 2006

Confucked

To be confused beyond all help.

Guy 1: Did you get #12 on the Trigonometry test?
Guy 2: No dude, I was totally confucked!

by Imanasaur January 17, 2011

confuckle

the act of being confused way more then you ever should be

I told my english teacher this exam will confuckle me.

by Vermilion Jarl December 20, 2013

confuckulation

a fucked up configuration. a design or idea that is totally screwed up

You want me to change the oil on that import car? That thing is such a confuckulation that it will take forever

by Rog H. July 3, 2008

cowfucker

context:
1-"would you rather fuck a cow or an anus filled with magma?"
2-"a cow"
1-"cowfucker."

1- person one asks a second person if they'd rather fuck a cow or _________(something 100 times more repulsive).
2- answers "cow"
3- responds with "cowfucker." this is the only reason this game is played- to call someone "cowfucker."

stems from the obscure movie "kicking and screaming."

1.
a-"would you rather fuck a cow or an anus filled with magma?"
b-"a cow"
a-"cowfucker."

2.
a-"would you rather fuck a cow or a shotgun barrel filled with herpes and could shoot at any moment.?"
b-"i abstain."
a-"damn straight"

by jacob June 22, 2004

Cyfucks

(pl. n.) People who intentionally attempt to change words that usually end with "-ce" to "-cy" just because they think it "sounds good," often creating words that aren't even real. Common examples include: purposefully saying "persistency" in place of "persistence," "tolerancy" instead of "tolerance," "obediency" rather than "obedience," etc.

Dave: Holy shit! Are you alright, dude?
Jim: Yeah, I'm good. Just ran into a couple dumbass cyfucks on the way home...
Dave: Damn that's too bad, I can't stand those fucking guys.

by Richter G. Bathroomshit April 30, 2020

Confucked

Really fucking confused

Bro I don’t know what’s going on, I’m confucked.

by Iannsagod2 February 27, 2020