Coffee: Nectar of the gods.
In the beginning God created light the universe, then said "let there be coffee so we can all keep going" then after his twelfth cup he wrote the Bible and a short autobiography that was lost in 3 billion BC.
by carefulwiththataxluke March 24, 2009
Get the Coffeemug. A term to replace the word sex. A way to keep the conversation PG with everyone thinking you mean coffee, but you really don't.
by coffee-grinder October 9, 2010
Get the Coffeemug. by Fetxch March 16, 2020
Get the Coffeemug. kaw-fee-fool, kof-ee-fool, Adj.
1. To be full on coffee and have no further appetite.
2. To be restless or hyper due to drinking caffeinated coffee in excess.
1. To be full on coffee and have no further appetite.
2. To be restless or hyper due to drinking caffeinated coffee in excess.
I ordered a bagel but got coffeeful and now don't want it.
Drinking coffee at 2AM has made me so coffeeful that I think I will go for a run.
Drinking coffee at 2AM has made me so coffeeful that I think I will go for a run.
by Wordasaurus Text March 4, 2013
Get the Coffeefulmug. mmmmmmmm hhot bean juice
by qqqqqueer November 2, 2018
Get the coffeemug. 
Nectar of the Gods. Coffee is a magical drink made of nothing more then a great-smelling bean and water, then heated to bring out the flavor. Coffee is like a great-tasting energy drink that is actually completely healthy for you! It has amazing health benefits such as; Lowering the risk of Diabetes, Parkinson's Disease, Colon Cancer, Headaches, and risk of Cavities! Plus it's addictive! I CAN'T STOP SHAKING!!! At least Coffee addiction is better then Meth addiction!
by Splek February 16, 2009
Get the Coffeemug.