Cockroach

A cockroach is a disgusting fucking insect that originally came from the deepest, darkest, slimiest, smelliest pits of hell.

They are an abomination!

If you end up seeing even one, JUST one, cockroach crawling around your house, then keep in mind that there are possibly hundreds more hiding inside cracks or walls.

by Striker122 May 13, 2010

cockroach

A scary-ass bug.

You squash one and two more come crawling out of the wall.

by Luka April 21, 2004

cockroach delivery

A common practice seen during Pandemic Life where hole-in-the-wall dive restaurants deliver their regular filthy food, complete with their regular cockroaches, to your door.

Hey you guys, Gino’s has contactless cockroach delivery; lets get us some calzones and pizzas!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

Cockroach Wife Syndrome

A form of conditioning which can manifest in teenage boys or adult men, almost always gamers, who interact with women so rarely their primary reference for how a woman looks is fiction, e.g. anime and video game waifus. Due to prolonged masturbation to exclusively fictional women with exaggerated appearances as are commonly featured in hentai and blender porn, they have conditioned themselves to find non-fictional women, or fictional characters who more closely resemble a real human woman, to be unattractive, even ugly. Named after reddit user I-Love-Roach, who conditioned himself to only be attracted to his fictional cockroach wife, Ogtha.

"I just thought the new model they use for Bayonetta was too fat, do I have Cockroach Wife Syndrome?"

by User133742069 October 15, 2023

carkle cockroach

A weak person, a coward, but one who survives many ordeals.

That guys a carkle cockroach, he just ran away from the fuzz when they came for him.

by Funny thing... i don't actually have a name... May 16, 2008

Mel cocopops

She’s the biggest slag in the world and she gets led on by Harvey then try’s to get with every lad mostly Harvey when he don’t want to,she shagged at 14 and she’s a posh twat who lives in st nicks looking for a lad to shag or £2 or just a fag.

Mel cocopops a slag looking for a fag or a shag

by Ket donk November 6, 2019

cockrock

A band consisting of horny guys that play catchy, rip-off rock songs whose main goal is to get into girl's panties.

Man. not another cockrock band

by fuzzy777 June 6, 2009