cocktease

a flirtacious girl or woman who is all touchy feely, often giggly, and will make out with almost any guy who pays attention to her for more than 5 minutes, however, won't so much as give you a hand job after you take her home.

that little cocktease left me blueballed last night.
mom, you're such a fucking cocktease

by captain fuckstick August 19, 2003

cocktastrophe

when giving a bj, you actualdently bite off the cock.

"AUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I CAN SEE THE LIGHT"
"oh no! get him to the hospital, its a cocktastrophe!:

by Paul Webb September 15, 2003

cocktaster

Pertaining to someone who is acting in an unpleasant manner, rude, mean, or the general dislike of someone.

I dont understand why Brett has to be such a cocktaster?!

by lunch21 January 21, 2007

cocktease

a girl who says and or does things to get mens attention (i get horny when i am high), also to gain things such as a free smoke or a free meal because the man thinks he will get some sort of sexual reciprocation. often owes you a lot of money and when you do smoke her up, she just becomes a bitch. Is often freinds with other cockteases.

Cocktease: hey i get hony when im high
guy: word lets go smoke
(goes off to smoke his good pot, get high)
Guy: so, you feeling good
Cocktease: ehh im tired, im hungry, im crmaped, i have pms blah blah blah blah
Guy: fucking cocktease you said you got horny when you are high

by senor huck July 15, 2006

Cocktastrophe

An event in which a friend accidentally and unwantingly sees another friend's dick. This may also include any awkward aftermath.

I walked in on Chris changing the other day and saw his dick. We haven't been able to look each other in the eyes since...it's been a total cocktastrophe.

by Gusselsprout March 12, 2011

Epicurean Cocktease

Someone who teases men with pictures and texts about food.

Man, she kept posting pictures of some awesome looking grub. She's an epicurean cocktease.

by epitease April 27, 2011

cockweasel

1) Small memeber of the ferret genus, native to papau New Guinea
2) Member of the female sex who likes to hunt by night for the hooded trouser snake.

1) "By golly Evans! Cockweasel droppings...my guess is that we are close to the nest!"
2) "That girl is such a cockweasel, she's been down on everything but the Titanic!"

by Mike September 10, 2003