from cock blocker: someone who is your boy/girl who helps take care of a cock blocker so u can throw your game down on one of the opposite sex
by big pimpin joe August 5, 2004
Get the cock block blocker mug.The act of cock-blocking oneself by saying something extremely stupid. When you don't need a cock-blocker - when you can do it all by yourself.
Danny was being hit on by some hot chicks at the bar but he said something so stupid he actually auto cock-blocked himself.
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Sunny decided to casper cock block Alex the Douche. Even though Sunny is a dick for cock blocking, it was funny.
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Get the Cock-Block Alarm Clock mug.Self-inflicted cock block by doing or saying something so stupid, cheesy, or inappropriate that you instantly ruin any chance of scoring with the targeted girl. The girl will inevitably laugh at you later with her friends
I self cock blocked myself yesterday by telling a girl if she was a new sandwich at McDonald's she would be called McGorgeous. She spewed her drink in my face.
by Manduzo March 1, 2009
Get the self cock block mug.Anyone or anything that gets in the way of you getting some. The cock-block can be male,female, or inanimate. Many cock-blocks can't get any themselves so they try to stop somebody else. If they ain't scorin' nobody's scorin'. No scene is too embarassing in their undying quest to prevent your action. If your buddy's a cockblock don't bring him or her.
1. My old boss, Bob is such a cock-block. He won't let any of us guys chat with the female employees.
2. My car was a cock-block. It broke down on my way to the party so I couldn't go and possibly hook-up. I had to wait for the tow-truck to come and tow me home.
2. My car was a cock-block. It broke down on my way to the party so I couldn't go and possibly hook-up. I had to wait for the tow-truck to come and tow me home.
by DennisIsEvil April 12, 2006
Get the Cock-block mug.when you know your friend is with someone they could be fucking but you keep texting them so they dont get the chance.
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