cockmonkey

cockymonkey: Grade A++ asshole. Probably kills babies in their free time. Most likely a decedent of Hitler. Or maybe the Anti-Christ himself.

Guy1: I think that The Dark Knight is a pretty trash movie.
Guy2: You're a motherfucking Cockmonkey!!!!

by satchman51 December 17, 2017

Cockmonk

A douchebag. Usually thinking they are the shit and full of themselves.

Joey Strode is a cockmonk.

by TheHammer27 March 29, 2010

cockmuncher

A male chicken

The farmer decided it's time to get a new cockmuncher for his hens.

by TheoThoughts September 11, 2009

cockmuncher

A cockmuncher is a term that refers to someone who uses teeth when giving head.

"Hey Johnny how was your head last night?"
"Not good, she was a cockmuncher, I still have teeth marks on my dick, she was like a fucking vampire."

"Dude my dick hurts so much."
"Why?"
"My cats a cockmuncher"

by TheGreatJamal April 9, 2010

cockmunchie

To have the munchies but also want to suck dick.

Stolid over here has the cockmunchies for Bob.

by Darude_Jetstorm August 13, 2016

cockmuncheronionring

cockmuncheronionring is also known as a gwilym named connor

oh look that boi is a cockmuncheronionring

by cockmuncheronionring February 7, 2017

Cockmonkey

A monkey that beats his cock all day and night and only takes a few breaks to eat a banana then proceeds to beat his cock while smoking a blunt out his asshole.

Jarrett: “I wish my monkey would do something with my life.”
Monkey: *Smokes a fat blunt out his asshole*
Jarrett: “That Cockmonkey keeps stealing my blunts and bananas”

by Jollikush Lawnmower July 25, 2018