Cockfondler

Someone who suddenly causes large amounts of pain

The clumsy cockfondler dropped his hammer off the roof and broke his son’s nose.

by JackalopeKN October 1, 2019

cockelowna

1. Cockelowna, cockelowning, derivitive of the word "peacockelowna;" to masturbate in tears pathetically in utter lonelyness. To feel completely desperate and ashamed with oneself during the act of masturbation.

2. To cockalona, to rape a loner. (irish slang)

1. john: i haven't been feeling well recently, i have a bad case of cockelowna.

2. eric: yeee i was cockin'alona last night.

by laurathealien September 1, 2009

cockfrosting

a term describing an event that has gone horribly wrong; the opposite of the phrase 'icing on the cake'.

Jack - "Oh no, looks like the condom broke!"
Jill - "COCKFROSTING!!"

by s_dub76 May 31, 2011

cockronalds

When you're drunk and high as fuck and need some dirty burgs, you ask to make a quick stop at cockronalds. Cockronalds is defined as any fast food burger take-out.

Stop at cockronalds, I need some dirty burgs.

by vrtcl July 12, 2020

Lockfrown

Another term for the lockdown blues, a permanent facial accessory gifted to us by our gracious governments.

‘You ok mate, you dont seem to be enjoying that pint’
‘Sorry lad ive still got abit of the lockfrown, im sure it will clear up soon’

by LJP corp April 8, 2021

cockstown

a place famous for cocks

Rats lives in cockstown

by guysesise November 3, 2022

Cockclown

A clown with a cock for a nose

Beep my nose, I’m a cockclown….

by NeitsirK May 25, 2023