cockblocker
when you are excited about getting a girl who you really like and a stupid dumbfuck fucks it up for you!
cockblocker by Texas Tech guy who got cockblocked November 12, 2004
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The less attractive of the two. She'll ruin your approach, flow, and groove. She will stand in the way of you making your move. Insert your best friend to run interference for a couple of plays. Get some and then break up with the girl saying that you don't want to see her anymore because of her annoying friend. Problem becomes solution.
John blocked the cockblocker so I could knock it with Cheryl. John ditched the cockblocked after eating all the candy bars that she had in her purse. I got laid and then broke up their friendship (for her own good) and now it's Saturday.
cockblocker by Christopher Handsome March 28, 2003
cockblocker
this scenario generally happens when the "cockblocker" is jealous because THEY aren't getting and if they can't have any then neither can you.
cockblockers come in many different forms. Such as the one upper, the show off, the moneybags, the never ending bullshitter and the man with the stuff.
ex "dude! why you gotta bring up old shit. i was totally about to hit that. you're such a cockblocker"
ex "i was totally about to bone my girlfriend, and then Nathan showed up and she said there was no way"
cockblockers come in many different forms. Such as the one upper, the show off, the moneybags, the never ending bullshitter and the man with the stuff.
ex "dude! why you gotta bring up old shit. i was totally about to hit that. you're such a cockblocker"
ex "i was totally about to bone my girlfriend, and then Nathan showed up and she said there was no way"
cockblocker by the DanL March 17, 2010
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Cockblocker by byahhh October 13, 2006
cockblocker
christian walks into rebeccas room while rebecca and andy are trying to get it on.
he asks "rebecca do u have any cheesepuffs in your magical fridge of hope and wonder?"
rebecca says "uhh...noo"
and andy says "dude! stop being a cock blocker!"
christian get mad because andy called him a cockblocker and he couldnt get his dangg cheese puffs.
he asks "rebecca do u have any cheesepuffs in your magical fridge of hope and wonder?"
rebecca says "uhh...noo"
and andy says "dude! stop being a cock blocker!"
christian get mad because andy called him a cockblocker and he couldnt get his dangg cheese puffs.
cockblocker by kelly,krystine&bridgette January 8, 2009
cockblocker
roommate who's afraid of penis and can't stop talking... she also wants every guy to want her, but won't do anything when she has them in her bed. tries to prevent roommates from getting any, at all times. BIGGEST COCKBLOCKER EVERRRR
Elizabeth never has sex... her goal in life is making sure her roommates have even less sex than she does. she is a cockblockin bitch... and she knows it
cockblocker by i want some ass March 29, 2004
cockblocker
a person who can't get any at that particular time so they make sure that any attempts that are made on or by you to get some sexual satisfaction are thwarted so that they are not lonely
i wanted to get some at home but my friend keeps calling even though they know we are getting "busy"
cockblocker by Cathy October 18, 2003