cockblocker

The male definition of cockblocker is to sabatoge another guys chance of scoring with a chick. This concept was foreign to me until going out on occasion with my college roommates friends.

While one guy was is the bathroom, another guy would tell whatever girl was there things like... its a shame he has been unemployed for 3 years..... rough deal with that restraining order.... he doesn't pay his child support for his 4 kids........he is changing his colostomy bag...it wasn't his fault he caught herpes..... Stuff to that effect.. The girls wouldn't say anything when the guy comes out of the bathroom, the guy of course doesn't score.. then they never even tell the guy that was in the bathroom what they said to the girls.....

Shit is reprehensible..

Steve was a cockblocker when he told the bartender Paul was out on parole when he was in the shitter

by teabag September 25, 2007

cockblock

To fully understand the ways of a clockblock, one must set a scenario. Ok, say you've been out all night hanging with this girl, and can sense that you are mere seconds away from going upstairs too hook up with her. Here comes your good buddy cockblock. His drunk, attention-needing self jumps right into the picture and tells your woman how beautiful she is, then throws up all over her. Instead of giving you a quality BJ, she drives old Cockblock home, leaving you by your lonesome to jerk off all night.

Male: You have really pretty eyes.
Female: Do you feel like going---
Lukas: I LOVE YOU!

Male:"Damn cockblock...."

by Ruf September 22, 2005

Cockblocked

The intentional hindrance or disruption of the act of consensual sex with malicious intent.

While I was having sex with my girlfriend, Bob cockblocked me by breaking into my room and throwing a wet paper towel at my face.

by KillaKinz March 1, 2009

cockblocker

People that making getting some a lot more difficult that it should be.

Everyone I know is a cockblocker. Get a hobby that doesn't affect me, dammit.

by blank June 9, 2003

cockblock

a person who comes between you and a successful score by continually derailing the train or showing up at the worst times possible with inane, unrelated blather

a woman who won't shut up when you're trying to chat up her best friend

by kitznegari November 9, 2002

cockblock

When your hand is down your girlfriend's panties and your mom walks in.

Got cockblocked by mom last night. Amy said she was ready to go all the way, but she went home instead and I got grounded. I might be a virgin for another week yet.

by MrKapper Is Back December 12, 2012

cockblocker

someone who prevents you from getting pussy

i hate you, you fucking cockblocker

by G3orgy100 January 28, 2010