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Cockaleptic Seizure

A male who has too much blood traveling to his cock and less to brain causing him to pass out.
My boyfriend suffers with Cockalepscy passing out from having a"Cockaleptic Seizure" during foreplay.
by Lawwarrior June 12, 2016
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Cocklament

It was a cocklament
by Favorite fag March 18, 2017
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Cockmeat mustard gargle

When you skull fuck a girl, cum in a bottle of mustard, shake it up, fill her mouth up with the mustard and skull fuck her again.
Bitch said she wanted a sandwich so I gave her a cockmeat mustard gargle.
by Chroncat July 12, 2018
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cockamellon

Referring to the male sexual organ, the dong. A.k.a. shaft, penis, Wang, etc.
Referring to the male sexual organ, the dong. A.k.a. shaft, penis, Wang, etc.I would love to give my wife weeks and weeks of Cockamellon.
by Edwin Torez November 7, 2019
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Cockmeatsandwich

the act of putting your dick in a subway sandwich and having someone then eat the sandwich
that cockmeatsandwich has extra mayo
by myveryperkytits July 1, 2012
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Cockmeat Cannonball

Where you dive off of something into a girls face just before u cum
I gave Meredith the biggest cockmeat cannonball off of my couch last night her face turned purple
by Edgar Allan Snyder August 3, 2010
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Cockumentary

A genre of film, the word is adapted from the Documentary genre, its essentially the same but more hardcore and without so much narration. Adult entertainment films, porn, specifically involving Gentlemen or bros
Hey, how about we put on that Cockumentary I was telling you about Big Sticks and get bizzeh
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