Skip to main content

cockabooby

Term used to describe the downward mood spiral that accompanies the hormonal changes that come with PMS. Usually this mood involves feeling that no one likes you, you don't fit in, you're not good at your job, you're misunderstood by everyone, etc. In other words, you feel like crap.
I went home from work crying the other day because I realized that I suck at my job and no one there likes me. I've never fit in anywhere and I've always been misunderstood by everyone.

(A week or so later): I feel great! My period is finally over! I do a great job and everyone loves me! Hey, all that negative stuff I felt must have just been (the) cockabooby!
by MOChick November 7, 2006
mugGet the cockabooby mug.

cockapoo

it’s a cock and a poo
hello cockapoo i like you
by Big Money Bitxh May 29, 2018
mugGet the cockapoo mug.

CockaFlock

When a large herd of penises raid or stampede sexually a property or individual.
Your mom just got cockaflocked.
by DietBacon December 12, 2019
mugGet the CockaFlock mug.

cockabootydoodoo

when a female has to take a dump after getting it the exit door
that girl did the cockabootydoodoo
by timsterpimpster September 26, 2008
mugGet the cockabootydoodoo mug.

cockadoodledoo

Otherwise known as morning wood or morning sex. Sex in the morning.
cockadoodledoo is what a rooster does to wake you up in the morning.
by Minouser December 12, 2009
mugGet the cockadoodledoo mug.

cockatoot

When Peter pissed, he cockatooted!
by Bichee July 13, 2021
mugGet the cockatoot mug.

cockadoodledoo syndrome

The curious but common delusion that befalls some young men upon entering a workplace that consists of 95% women. The male in question responds by deluding himself that all his female colleague are there for his personal amusement and/or dating prospects, or they, in his mind, assume the role of his mother e.g. becoming useful for doing his share of the workload or laundry. Treatment consists of human growth hormone, a dose of reality; but in some cases can cause termination from employment for sexual harrassment.
Male with delusion, on phone: "...yeah. I love that game, it's awesome."

Female colleague: "Feel like doing some work, Paul? We're really busy."

Male: "Nah, I'm leaving in about an hour." (Goes back to phone conversation)

Female, to female colleage: "Looks like we have another case of cockadoodledoo syndrome..."
by mfhuohikm October 11, 2010
mugGet the cockadoodledoo syndrome mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email