cock-smoker blue

A shade of light blue that would instantly suggest that you smoke pole.

Did you see the guy down the street painted his dirt bike cock-smoker blue?

by Yz Fritz January 28, 2013

captain cock smoker

This is in fact the leader of all cock smokers. This is a fag or cock gobblin. A real dick sucker. Leader of all fags, queers, homos, and drag queens. You can't get any higher of a reading from the gaydar from this person. One who takes any cock in there mouth. This person will most likely have herpies on there lips.

Wow!, Bill will suck any ones dick who ask him to. That faggot must be the captain cock smoker.

by Mr. Dirthole August 6, 2012

Hodag Cock Smoker

when someone cheats on your girl, steals your fireworks, liquor, cigarettes, or disrespects you in any form.

"What the fuck is that hodag cock smoker doing? I saw him slash my tires after he drove his car through my fence. Maybe he should get his own woman."

by Firework Master February 11, 2009

a cock smoker

A cock smoker is a wood or charcoal burning oven used to cook - or smoke - cocks. Using indirect heat, they smoke your cock with a slow and gentle method that, in the end, leaves your cock moist, tender and very flavorful. Adding a variety of hard or soft woods to the fire will impart different flavors.

Evidence of the existence of cock smokers predates recorded history. Recently, cave drawings and other artifacts have shown the existence of extensive cock smoking amongst the earliest of the Homo sapien species, the Cro Magnon. This and other evidence leads many anthropologists to believe that man has been smoking cock since the dawn of time.

Taking advantage of a cock smoker, Bernie produced the most succulent, perfect and juicy cock he had ever laid his mouth on.

by Teapot AKA Nigtronic September 27, 2006

this guy is a total cock smoker

The words uttered by Josh Homme on the live QOTSA cd, a recording of a show in london. It is refereing, in this case, to a man in the crowd wearing a white long sleaved t shirt, who, for unknown reasons, Josh doesnt like.
It can also be used as a discriptive tool, to discribe some one you dont like, or think is a cock smoker.

Guy one: "That guy is a total cock smoker!"
Guy two: "I know, he killed my cay"

Guy one: Pointing to man in crowd "This guy is a total cock smoker"
Crowd: Throws shit at guy.

by Pestilence7171 August 29, 2008

ROBO COCK SMOKER

ANY SMOKE VAPE IS A ROBOT DICK

My buddy loves his ROBO COCK SMOKER(Vape)
Damn apple watermelon cock smoke is nasty...

by Billyz May 28, 2023

sticky cock smoke bomb

When you cum under water in the bathtub, and get out shortly after. It feels like a glue bottle exploded on your stomach and treasure trail, because the cum doesn't clean very easily, and requires scrubbing.

The first time my cock smoked i thought it was a genie, but then i realized it was a sticky cock smoke bomb.

by handl3r November 7, 2007