trench coats

Long coats that only look good on certain people (Peter Murhpy). Unfortunately, almost everyone you see wearing a trench coat is a really ugly acne-faced video gamer.

"Mommy, why is that scary man wearing a big coat? He scares me!"

"Don't mind him, Jimmy, he's harmless. He'll beat you at Halo, but that's about it."

by Morbidia June 5, 2005

coatesy

Noun. A person who is genuinely retarded and serves no positive purpose to society. See also dickhead.

After watching Ken Hitchcock say the Flyers lost because their team is not good enough, Steve Coates reported that Ken Hitchcock was formally protesting the game because the refs blew it for the Flyers. I screamed, "That's not what he said you dickhead." But Steve Coates was just being a Coatesy. For examples of this in actions, watch "Coatesy's Corner."

by Dean Youngblood #11 January 12, 2004

shit on the coats

When you and your boys get done drinking/smoking/snorting, y'all are down to rage. You all grab the coats and run for the door. While everyone is pumped there is the one friend standing dead behind everyone else, realizing something smells. Not fishy, but shitty and realizes there is funk on his coat. The other friends then smell the shit While simultaneously looking back at the guy who is screaming "there is fucking shit on my coat!!!!" Everyone panics with rage and throws there shit off.. years later everyone asks the question who shit on our coats while driving to work.

Ah fuck I think someone shat on the coats!

He walked up to the fire and asked everyone who shit on the coats!?

by Fake JerryJones April 15, 2016

stolen coats

An exclaimation that something good has happened or is about to happen.

Synonym: Awesome, amazing...

That party was off the fucking hinges like stolen coats yo!

That DVD was stolen coats man.

by drew October 22, 2004

coatesy

Adj. To be stupid to the point of mental retardation, while making absolutely no sense at all.

Bob was watching the Flyers' game when Roenick took a cheap shot on someone and Bob screamed that there should have been a penalty for interfering with Roenick. I responded by telling him his statement was a Coatesy remark and I thus bitch-slapped him upside the head and told him to get me a case of two-four.

by Dean Youngblood #11 January 12, 2004

coasty

A single gear bike that has a free wheel mechanism as opposed to a fixed gear setup.

Wow homeslice, that coasty is impressing the hell out of me right now.

by moultedsaws November 2, 2008

blue coats

Group of people who shy away from conventional medical treatment

She is one of the blue coats, she chose not to have chemo

by iron skillet soup May 17, 2016