Leave me alone I'm couching.
Yeah I'm couching, it's going to be happening for the next 8 hours, what's up?
Yeah I'm couching, it's going to be happening for the next 8 hours, what's up?
by roraborealis July 26, 2011
Get the couching mug.the act of a sports watcher, usually throned on a couch, loudly yelling orders (like a coach) at a tv screen as if the players could/would change their behavior given the expertise of the (usually drunk) sport watcher
Father: WTF ARE YOU DOING RUNNING THE GOD DAMN BALL ON 3rd AND 3
You: Dad stop couching, the offensive coordinator knows more about football than your drunk ass
You: Dad stop couching, the offensive coordinator knows more about football than your drunk ass
by the_adam_bomb30 February 1, 2017
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The act of engaging in promiscuous activities on living room furniture. Such as making love and having sex on a couch. Also could mean getting fingered or giving a hand job on a couch.
Oh my god! Did you hear that Nick and Kim were couching last night, while Kim's mother was in the other room working?!
by NickJonasForReal January 30, 2009
Get the couching mug.Slang term to describe fuckin a girl real good. The term coach is from Chicago Bears Coach Mike Ditka. Since Ditka sounds a lot like Dicka we say i'mma give that bitch some of this dicka or some coachin. Ditka led the Bears to a superbowl victory so that's some good Coachin.
I'mma give that bitch some coachin tonight. I'mma put that Mike DICKA on that bitch, some of this good chicago coachin.
by ILL LOGIK June 20, 2006
Get the Coachin mug.When a friend is unresponsive to facebook chats or messages even though they're are online and available.
Who you chatting to?
insert name,
What s/he saying?
Nothing, unresponsive idle chit chat
s/he just facebook cotching man.
insert name,
What s/he saying?
Nothing, unresponsive idle chit chat
s/he just facebook cotching man.
by fx501 August 1, 2010
Get the Facebook Cotching mug.Tying an old couch to the back of a truck in winter and sitting on it while it is pulled down a snowy road.
by Blaze7071 April 2, 2010
Get the couching mug.The act of making a lot of money in an investment. Something you say out loud, after making a lot of money, so that people around you can hear you and so they realize you just made a very good investment and have more money than them.
"CACHINGAS!" Dr. Doran yelled out after his stock tripled overnite.
Tommy BB, you going to make any cachingas from that housing development in Astoria?
Tommy BB, you going to make any cachingas from that housing development in Astoria?
by abrunny September 10, 2011
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