Cleethorpes

I used to live just outside Cleethorpes, and some wise-ass broke and re-arranged the letters on one of those old wooden direction/mileage signs from CLEETHORPES to CLITHERPES. Just thought I'd share that with you.

1970s holiday-makers' advert: "Come to Cleethorpes - it's better than fucking Spain!" Clearly aimed at ignorant Yorkies.

by Donkey Kong September 14, 2004

cletus

He's Cletus,the slack jawed yokel!

Yee-haw!

by TheWiggidy October 30, 2003

Cleetus Safari

When an interracial same sex couple or other group of similarly hated demographics, takes a trip into Trumpland portions of the country to gaze in wonder at the slack-jawed Trumpanzees in their natural habitats of country-western bars and trailerpark homes.

David and Andrew took a Cleetus Safari to rural Alabama. The pictures of trailerparks are hilarious!

by Ragle April 23, 2018

Cloete

The art of both impressing and disappointing a lady sexually at the same time.

Wow, someone just gave me a Cloete and I don’t know how to feel about it!

by DrDooBigWang May 2, 2019

clethan

Clethan is a ship name made by Jorja and Alejandra to manifest our friend and her boyfriend

Clethan is so cute

by Clethan my favorite September 29, 2020

Cleetus Diabeetus

Literally the opposite of Starvin’ Marvin. Typically a grossly overweight white male (y’know the type that if they got lap-band surgery their whole body would look like a turkey neck) from the southern states of America (fried chicken n grits). Yeah thats pretty much it.

“Look at that fat Cleetus Diabeetus fuck”

“Who ate all the pie? Cleetus Diabeetus!!!”

by Rüeblai Khänt December 3, 2021

Jon Cletoes

Open Toed sandals

"Yo, ma nigga where did you get those Jon Cletoes I'll pay 200 euro for em..?"

by Compton_The_Game July 16, 2009