Clouche Bag

Nothing; Non-existent

The night is like a great clouche bag.

by The rain maker with a side of July 22, 2009

Clouching

Slumping while sitting on the couch. Usually used to describe the actions of lazy people who watch TV all day long.

Stop clouching and clean house!

by sparklythingsthatshine February 22, 2011

counch

Just a weird sounding word that came up to me one afternoon and I decided to define it as follow: a counch is person laying lazy in bed cause of an injury but who should actually get up

He fell mountain biking this weekend and now hes become a counch

by Procouncher October 31, 2020

Clouch

The act of a squat while T-posing with OK hands~!

Me: I AM CLOUCHING TO ASSERT DOMINANCE
Friend: *Stares in confuse* *DOSE CLOUCH*
Both: WE ASSERT DOMINANCE TOGETHER!

by Noah-Apollo July 30, 2019

Counch

A uneducated individuals version of a typical couch.

“It’s over there on the counch.”

“The what? Wtf is a counch? There’s no N in couch”

by SmokedOuttWhiteTrash6161 April 29, 2022

clunch

a lunch in / at the camp

We'll go to the river after a clunch.

by Andrius M. iamlonesome April 7, 2008

Clonch

The space between your asshole and nutsack(usually the district overseer of an undisclosed oil changing franchise)

"Hey you wanna lick my clonch?"
"Hell fucking no that shits dirty and it's always telling me to wipe down the walls in the lobby!"

by sacky mcghee April 11, 2015