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Clonch

The space between your asshole and nutsack(usually the district overseer of an undisclosed oil changing franchise)
"Hey you wanna lick my clonch?"
"Hell fucking no that shits dirty and it's always telling me to wipe down the walls in the lobby!"
by sacky mcghee April 11, 2015
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Clonch

An overweight ("thick") girl, often sexually unattractive that is used by a guy to get over a sexual dry spell.
I haven't had a good fuck in weeks so I took this clonch home last night so I could get the deed done.
by Woodrow J November 9, 2010
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Chonchoon

One who is excessively whiffed out on blow the majority of the time.
Did you see Tucker last night? He was chonchoon in full swing buddy.
by humped yo momma April 11, 2009
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conchola

A Conchola is a black person with a fractured ankle. He was given the name by a beautiful bitch with the initials of TRC. TRC can also be a Brahms. They love each other dearly.
Yo Conchola bring ya ass over
by THEREALLARRY October 9, 2016
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conchobhar

Conchobhar is the early spelling of the name conor and is pronounced like khar khoor or Kun a hoor

This name means lover of hounds
Hi my name is conchobhar
by nar nar nig nog December 19, 2019
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Coonchode

A coonchode is a scary man with a biiiiiiig enormous chode
He’s a big coonchode him
by Coonchodecreator January 1, 2020
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Clocho

Clocho is a term coined my philosophical author Yass Vegas in the 2020s. It's a contraction of the french words "clochard" and "clodo".

A clocho is an extremely dirty person, they usually don't shower frequently and rarely brush their teeths. Clochos can be easily recognised by the brown skidmarks on their underwear/pants. These are also frequently called Shorts caca. Clochos need to stay as immobile as possible, because if they move to fast, they may spread their disgusting smell and suffocate everyone in the room.
- Hey can you go check on Yassine, he's supposed to go to the chicha but he's still sleeping.
- HELL NAH! He's a fucking clocho, I don't wanna get near his room.
by Frenshy BLK April 7, 2020
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