A game where large-breasted women take turns slapping a guy's dick with their boobs. Each slap needs to be harder than the last. The game lasts until either the guy comes (he wins) or someone breaks his dick (she wins). Very dangerous.
I left the party because a game of clobber-cock knockers was starting up, and I didn't want to be there for that shit.
by grugligent November 9, 2022
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Ya this one time my girl and I finished a Clobber Pussy Saga. the final boss was when my mom walked in.
Ya this one time my girl and I finished a Clobber Pussy Saga. the final boss was when my mom walked in.
by Collin Oskey May 26, 2024
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1) An outfit which is out of the ordinary, very posh and naughty
2) An outfit which is an utter disgrace to humanity and ones self dignity
1) An outfit which is out of the ordinary, very posh and naughty
2) An outfit which is an utter disgrace to humanity and ones self dignity
1) public school boys in pink chinos, naughty boating shoes, club tie, sports jacket, pipe and air or superiority. RASCAL CLOBBER
2) bloke wearing boxers, sandals and a woman's crop top whilst walking the dog, unbelievable scenes and utter RASCAL CLOBBER
2) bloke wearing boxers, sandals and a woman's crop top whilst walking the dog, unbelievable scenes and utter RASCAL CLOBBER
by R. Clobbèr July 19, 2013
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Get the Bicker Clobber mug.When you are capable of stopping up a toilet in a hotel bathroom with a singular bodily function. More specifically at a Red Lion
OMG!!! What happenned, it stinks. And the toilet is completely backed up!
HAHAHA, I did a Robber Clobber!
HAHAHA, I did a Robber Clobber!
by Kimmy Wimmy October 15, 2008
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by W.K.D-SkEnG£man July 6, 2016
Get the Fresh Clobber mug.an irregularly large male genitalia. Ranging from 9.5-16.5 inches in length, with a typical girth of 4-5 inches. It is easy to spot a shmeat clobber through one’s garments.
Jessica: Oh my god! All of the girls love him.
Stacy: I wonder why.
Jessica: It’s a no brainer, he has a shmeat clobber!
Stacy: I wonder why.
Jessica: It’s a no brainer, he has a shmeat clobber!
by shmeetbopper May 18, 2022
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